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Smells Like You’re a Bridesmaid Candle – Funny Bridesmaid Proposal Gift
£11.97Select optionsOur Smells Like You’re a Bridesmaid candle is a funny bridesmaid proposal gift. Perfect for proposal boxes, hen parties and bride tribe gifts. Handmade scented candle with optional gift box.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLBridesmaid -
Smells Like You’re Engaged Candle
£11.97
Funny Engagement Gift for CouplesSelect optionsFunny, Smells Like You’re Engaged Scented Candle, Engaged Couple Gift, Engagement Gift For Her/Him, You’re Engaged Gift
The Perfect Engagement Gift – Ideal for engaged couples, newly engaged besties, or even yourself.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLEngaged -
Light Me When The Dog Farts Candle – Funny Gift for Dog Mum or Dog Dad
£11.97Select optionsOur Light Me When The Dog Farts candle is a hilarious funny dog lover gift for dog mums, dog dads and pet parents. This cheeky novelty candle celebrates life with dogs while filling the room with a relaxing vanilla scent and up to 40 hours burn time.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: LMWhenDogFarts -
Best B*tches Are Born in December Candle – Funny December Birthday Giftbirthday
£11.97Select optionsOur Best B*tches Are Born in December candle is a funny December birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. This cheeky novelty birthday candle adds humour, personality and a cosy vanilla scent, with up to 40 hours of relaxing candlelight.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: BestBitchesDec -
Funny Birthday Candle For Men, Funny Birthday Present For Dad Stepdad Grandad Brother Uncle Husband, Rude 40th 50th 60th Birthday Gift Idea
£11.97Select optionsFunny Birthday Candle For Men, Funny Birthday Present For Dad Stepdad Grandad Brother Uncle Husband, Rude 40th 50th 60th Birthday Gift Idea
Our ‘Smells Like You’re a Miserable Old Bastard’ Candle is Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.Searching for a gift that’s as unforgettable as he is? Whether it’s for Dad, Stepdad, Grandad, Brother, Uncle, Husband or Friends, this Funny Birthday Candle is the ultimate way to spark laughter and show you care – with just the right dash of cheeky humour!
Our Funny Birthday Candle For Men candle from Lizzielaneboutique Joke Candle Collection is the ultimate funny birthday candle for him.
This Offensive Scented Candle is the perfect rude 40th 50th 60th Birthday Gift Idea for grumpy men everywhere.
Our Funny Candles arrive beautifully presented in a branded gift box ( IF SELECTED) making them a hilarious Birthday Gift.
Please note: Please choose from drop down box for Smells Like You’re a Miserable Old Bastard label only, Smells Like You’re a Miserable Old Bastard candle or Smells Like You’re a Miserable Old Bastard candle with gift box.
Available in 2 sizes:
Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cmLarge:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dimensions: 8.5cm w x 8.5cm hLabel size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long
Scent: vanilla or white linen (stock dependent
WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.
Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working DaysPlease remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.
(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.
Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLMiserableOldB -
Funny Retirement Gift, Smells Like It’s Not My Problem Scented Candle, for Him Her Teacher Retirement, Joke Candle, For Friend Co-Worker
£11.97Select optionsFunny Retirement Gift, Smells Like It’s Not My Problem Scented Candle, for Him Her Teacher Retirement, Joke Candle, For Friend Co-Worker
Happy Retirement!Retirement: that magical time when alarms become optional, emails go unanswered, and the only meetings are with your favourite chair and a good book. Celebrate this momentous occasion with our “Smells Like It’s Not Your Problem Anymore” Scented Candle—the perfect combination of humour, warmth, and a cheeky reminder that they’ve finally earned the right to say, “not my problem!”
Picture your friend or co-worker unwrapping this candle at their retirement party—laughter fills the room, stories are shared, and they’re reminded that life after work is about relaxation, adventure, and a whole lot of doing whatever they want. This isn’t just a gift—it’s an experience that says, “You’ve done enough. Now light this candle and let someone else deal with it!”
The perfect retirement gift – Ideal for Friends and Co-Workers this candle is a reminder that life is too short not to laugh—and too sweet not to savour.
Because their retirement deserve a unique keepsake, this candle comes with a funny yet heartfelt label that will make them smile every time they light it.
The best retirement Gift For Her/Him
✔ A keepsake they’ll actually use (and not just toss in a drawer).
✔ Adds warmth & ambienceOur Funny, Smells Like It’s Not Your Problem Anymore Scented Candle are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
Please note: Please choose from drop down box for Smells Like It’s Not Your Problem Anymore label only, Smells Like It’s Not Your Problem Anymore candle or Smells Like It’s Not Your Problem Anymore candle with gift box
Medium:
Burn time up to 29 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cmLabel size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long
Scent: vanilla or Linen ( stock dependant)
WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.
Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working DaysPlease remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.
(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.
Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLItsNotYourProbRetire -
Sorry Still No Grandkids Candle Gift – Funny Gift for Mum and Dad
£11.97Select optionsLooking for the perfect gift to make Mum, Dad, or your in-laws chuckle? Enter the “Sorry, Still No Grandkids But Here’s A Candle” Scented Candle
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Still No GKIDS -
Funny, Smells Like You’re a Maid of Honour Scented Candle, Bride Tribe Gift, Maid of Honour Proposal Box for Bridal Shower, Hen Party Gift
£11.97Select optionsFunny, Smells Like You’re a Maid of Honour Scented Candle, Bride Tribe Gift, Maid of Honour Proposal Box for Bridal Shower, Hen Party Gift
Pop the champagne, cue the confetti, and light up the excitement—because she said YES, and now it’s your turn! This hilariously charming and funny “Smells Like You’re a Maid of Honour” candle is the perfect way to pop the question to your bride tribe in style. Whether you’re planning a Maid of Honour proposal box, a hen party surprise, or a thank-you gift for your best friend, this candle adds a touch of humour, warmth, and a whole lot of fabulous.Because your Maid of Honour deserve a unique keepsake, this candle comes with a funny yet heartfelt label that will make them smile every time they light it.
The Perfect Maid of Honour Proposal Gift – Pair it with a heartfelt note, a mini bottle of bubbly, or a little something extra to create a moment they’ll never forget. They’ll Love It!
✔ A keepsake she’ll actually use (and not just toss in a drawer).
✔ Adds warmth & ambience to any Maid of Honour’s space.
✔ Gives them a reason to say YES (as if they’d ever say no)!
✔ A fun way to celebrate your journey to “I Do.”This isn’t just a candle—it’s an experience, a memory, and a promise of unforgettable wedding moments ahead. Whether you’re popping the Maid of Honour question or just showering your bestie with love, this candle is the perfect mix of fun, function, and fabulous fragrance.
💍 Light it up & let the wedding magic begin!
Our Funny, Smells Like You’re a Maid of Honour Scented Candle are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
Please note: Please choose from drop down box for Smells Like You’re a Maid of Honour label only, candle or candle with gift box.
Available in 2 sizes:
Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm h x H 8cmLarge:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dimensions: 8.5cm w x 8.5cm hLabel size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long
Scent: vanilla / white linen depending on stock
WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working DaysPlease remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.
(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.
Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLMOH -
Cat Gifts, Light Me When The Cat Shits, Funny Gift for Cat Mum, Cat Candle, Funny Candles, Cat Owners Gift, Birthday Gift, Cat Dad
£11.97Select optionsCat Gifts, Light Me When The Cat Shits – The Purr-fectly Funny Candle for Cat Lovers!
Being a cat parent is all about the cuddles, the purring… and, well, those less glamorous moments. You know what we’re talking about—the ones that send you running for fresh air! Enter our “Light Me When The Cat Shits” Scented Candle—the hilarious and practical solution that every cat owner didn’t know they needed. Whether you’re shopping for the Funny Gift for Cat Mum who adores her fur baby or the cat dad who pretends he’s not obsessed, this candle is guaranteed to bring laughter and a breath of fresh air (literally) into their home. Imagine lighting it after a stinky situation and being enveloped in a scent so divine you almost forget the chaos that preceded it.Because living with cats means loving them through the mess—and laughing about it along the way, this Cat Candle is the perfect Birthday Gift for anyone who loves cats. Make life smell (and feel) better with this unique Cat Owners Gift that’s both thoughtful and side-splittingly funny.
Our Funny Gift for Cat Mum candle is handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
Please note: Please choose from drop down box for
Light Me When The Cat Shits, label only,
Light Me When The Cat Shits, candle with label
Light Me When The Cat Shits, candle with label and gift box.Our Funny Candles are available in:
Available in 2 sizes:Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cmLarge:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dinemsions: 8.5cm H x 8.5cm WLabel size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long
Scent: vanilla / white linen depending on stock
WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.
Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working DaysPlease remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.
(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.
Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: LMWCatShits -
Nanny Birthday Present, Funny Mothers Day Gift For Nanny, Nanny Gift Ideas, Scented Candle, Smells Like You’re The Best Nanny Candle
£11.97Select optionsSmells Like You’re the Best Nanny – Heartfelt & Funny Scented Candle Gift!
Finding the perfect Nanny Birthday Present for your beloved nanny can feel like an impossible task—after all, how do you show appreciation for someone who fills your life with endless love, warmth, and cookies? Enter our “Smells Like You’re the Best Nanny” Funny Scented Candle—a delightful blend of humour and heart that will make her birthday, Mother’s Day, or any special occasion truly unforgettable. Imagine her face lighting up with joy (and maybe a little tear of happiness) as she opens this thoughtful, cheeky candle that celebrates her like the superhero she is.This Funny Mothers Day Gift For Nanny candle is a gesture of gratitude that keeps on giving. Because when someone fills your world with so much love, don’t they deserve something that smells as amazing as they are?
Our cheeky Smells Like You’re the Best Nanny Candle is handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
Please note: Please choose from drop down box for
Smells Like You’re the Best Nanny, label only,
Smells Like You’re the Best Nanny, candle with label
Smells Like You’re the Best Nanny, candle with label and gift box.Available in 2 sizes:
Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm h x H 8cmLarge:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dimensions: 8.5cm w x 8.5cm hLabel size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long
Scent: vanilla or white linen (stock dependent)
WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.
Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working DaysPlease remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.
(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.
Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SMBestNanny -
Cat Gifts, Light Me When The Cat Farts, Funny Gift for Cat Mum, Cat Candle, Funny Candles, Cat Owners Gift, Birthday Gift, Cat Dad
£11.97Select optionsCat Gifts, Light Me When The Cat Farts – The Purr-fectly Funny Candle for Cat Lovers!
Being a cat parent is all about the cuddles, the purring… and, well, those less glamorous moments. You know what we’re talking about—the ones that send you running for fresh air! Enter our “Light Me When The Cat Farts” Scented Candle—the hilarious and practical solution that every cat owner didn’t know they needed. Whether you’re shopping for the Funny Gift for Cat Mum who adores her fur baby or the cat dad who pretends he’s not obsessed, this candle is guaranteed to bring laughter and a breath of fresh air (literally) into their home. Imagine lighting it after a stinky situation and being enveloped in a scent so divine you almost forget the chaos that preceded it.Because living with cats means loving them through the mess—and laughing about it along the way, this Cat Candle is the perfect Birthday Gift for anyone who loves cats. Make life smell (and feel) better with this unique Cat Owners Gift that’s both thoughtful and side-splittingly funny.
Our Funny Gift for Cat Mum candle is handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
Please note: Please choose from drop down box for
Light Me When The Cat Farts, label only,
Light Me When The Cat Farts, candle with label
Light Me When The Cat Farts, candle with label and gift box.Our Funny Candles are available in 2 sizes:
Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cmLarge:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dinemsions: 8.5cm H x 8.5cm WLabel size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long
Scent: vanilla / white linen depending on stock
WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.
Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working DaysPlease remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.
(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.
Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: LMWCatFarts -
Funny Candle Gift for New Mum, New Baby, Parents To Be, Baby Shower, Expecting Mum, Pregnancy Gift for Her, I Just Need Sleep Joke Candle
£11.97Select optionsFunny Candle Gift for New Mum, New Baby, Parents To Be, Baby Shower, Expecting Mum, Pregnancy Gift for Her, I Just Need Sleep Joke Candle
Motherhood is magical… and exhausting. For the new mum, with her new baby running on coffee and cuddles, our “Smells Like I Just Need Some Fucking Sleep Candle” is the ultimate gift of humour, warmth, and a moment of calm amidst the whirlwind of baby giggles and midnight feeds. Imagine her lighting this candle after finally putting the baby down—the soft glow flickering like a small victory trophy, the calming scent swirling around her, whispering, “You’ve got this. And you deserve this moment.” Whether you’re celebrating her birthday, Mother’s Day, or just offering support, this is the gift that says, “I see you, Super Mum.” It’s a moment that says, “Breathe. Relax. You’re doing amazing.” In the chaos of feedings, nappies, and lullabies, this candle is a tiny sanctuary—a reminder she deserves time for herself.This Funny Candle Gift for New Mum is the perfect for those precious moments when baby’s finally asleep (and she might be too, let’s be honest).
The witty label delivers a much-needed chuckle at any Baby Shower, while the luxurious fragrance wraps the Expecting Mum in a hug of relaxation—because laughter and self-care are the best Pregnancy Gift for Her.
Our Parents To Be Candle is handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
Please note: Please choose from drop down box for
Smells Like I Just Need Some Fucking Sleep Candle, label only,
Smells Like I Just Need Some Fucking Sleep Candle, candle with label
Smells Like I Just Need Some Fucking Sleep Candle, candle with label and gift box.Available in 2 sizes:
Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cmLarge:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dinemsions: 8.5cm H x 8.5cm WLabel size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long
Scent: vanilla / white linen depending on stock
WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.
Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working DaysPlease remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.
(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.
Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLINeddFSleep -
Dog Gifts, Light Me When The Dog Shits, Funny Gift for Dog Mum, Dog Candle, Funny Candles, Dog Lovers Gift, Birthday Gift, Dog Dad
£11.97Select optionsLight Me When The Dog Shits, Dog Candle – The Ultimate Funny Candle Gift for Dog Lovers!
Having a dog isn’t just about daily walks and belly rubs—it’s about the unwavering loyalty, unconditional love, and those little moments that melt your heart. It’s the way they greet you with boundless excitement even if you’ve been gone for five minutes, the gentle nudge of their nose when you need comfort, and the joyful tail wags that make bad days better.The cheeky message ‘ Light Me When The Dog Shits’ makes it a conversation starter and the perfect gag gift that every dog owner will appreciate (because let’s face it—we’ve all been there).
This ‘Dog Lovers Gift candle isn’t just about masking odors—it’s a celebration of that bond, a little reminder of the chaotic, beautiful journey that dog owners share. Light it up, breathe in the calm, and smile at the thought of your four-legged best friend who makes life a little messier—but oh-so much better.
A hilarious and heartwarming Funny Gift for Dog Mum, dog dads, and every pet parent who’s been there, done that, and cleaned it up! Whether it’s for a Birthday Gift, a housewarming gift, or just to say, “I get you,” this candle is here to bring laughter, comfort, and a delightful aroma that masks even the “worst of smells” with grace (and a wink).
Our Funny Gift for dog Mum candle is handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
Please note: Please choose from drop down box for
Light Me When The Dog Shits, label only,
Light Me When The Dog Shits, candle with label
Light Me When The Dog Shits, candle with label and gift box.Available in 2 sizes:
Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cmLarge:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dinemsions: 8.5cm H x 8.5cm WLabel size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long
Scent: vanilla / white linen depending on stock
WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.
Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working DaysPlease remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.
(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.
Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: LMWDogShits -
Fifty & Fabulous Candle – Funny 50th Birthday Milestone Present
£11.97Select optionsIntroducing our 50 & Fabulous candle, a Funny 50th Birthday Candle For your Friends and loved ones with the words ‘Fifty & Fucking Fabulous’.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: 50 FAB Candle -
Sixty & Fabulous Candle – 60th Milestone Birthday Gift For Her
£11.97Select optionsSixty & Fabulous Candle – 60th Milestone Birthday Gift For Her. This fun Scented Candle is the perfect 60th Birthday Gift for Women, including Mum, Sister and Friends
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: 60 FAB Candle -
My Favourite Child Gave Me This Candle – Funny Gift For Mum
£11.97Select options“My Favourite Child Gave Me This Candle”—the perfect blend of humour, warmth, and a cheeky wink that lets her know she raised at least one spectacular human.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Child Gave Candle -
Valentine’s Day Funny Blow Job Candle, Fun Gift For Men, Rude Candle, Gift For Him, Christmas Gift for Him, Fun Christmas Gift, Boyfriend
£11.97Select optionsOur Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
Introducing our fabulously fun new Joke Candle Collection. A HUMOROUS wax candle with the words ‘Light Me When You Want A Blow Job’, guaranteed to make him smile. This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Gift For Him. A Fun Christmas Gift for Him. Our Rude Candles have a lovely vanilla scent.Our funny scented candles arrive beautifully wrapped in tissue paper making them a beautiful Secret Santa Gift for husband or boyfriend.
Please note: Please choose from drop down box for size of joke candle or with gift box.
Joke Candles are available in 2 sizes:
Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cmLarge:
Burn time approx. 40 hours.
Dimensions: 9cm x 9cmLabel size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long
Scent: This Light Me When You Want A Blow Job Candle smells of vanilla
WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.
Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working DaysPlease remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.
(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.
Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
birthday candle,boyfriend gift,candles,fun gift for him,fun gifts,funny candle,funny gift for him,gift for him,gift for husband,joke candle,rude candle,secret santa gift,stocking filler
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: LMWhenYouWantBJ -
Valentine’s Day Funny Candle Gift When it’s Lit Lick the Joke Candle, Rude Candle, Sarcastic Gifts for Her, Christmas Gift for Her
£11.97Select optionsCheeky Candle Gifts
Funny Candle, Joke Candle, When it’s Lit, Lick the, Rude Candle, Sarcastic Gifts for Her, Christmas Gift for Her, Valentine Gift for HerOur Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
Introducing our fabulously fun new Joke Candle Collection. A HUMOROUS wax candle with the words ‘When it’s Lit, Lick the Clit’.
This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Gift For Her and Him. Our Rude Candles have a lovely vanilla scent.
Our scented candles arrive beautifully wrapped in tissue paper making them a hilarious Secret Santa Gift for your wife, husband, girlfriend and boyfriend
Please note: Please choose from drop down box for size of joke candle or with gift box.
Joke Candles are available in 2 sizes:
Medium:
Burn time up to 29 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cmLarge:
Burn time approx. 40 hours.
Dimensions: 9cm x 9cmLabel size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long
Scent: vanilla
WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.
Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working DaysPlease remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.
(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.
Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: WhenItsLitLick -
Wedding Gift- Wedding Candle- Wedding- Personalised Wedding Gift- Personalised Candle- Wedding Gift for Couple- Couples with Gift Box
£11.97Select optionsOur Wedding Gift Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
Introducing our fabulously Funny candle Collection. A HUMOROUS wax Wedding Candle with the words ‘Congratulations On Your Wedding Its About Fucking Time’. These fun Scented Candle Gift Set are the perfect Funny Wedding GiftsA Funny Gifts For Couples on their Wedding day. Our fun candles have a lovely vanilla scent. Our scented candles arrive beautifully wrapped in tissue paper making them a beautiful Funny Wedding Gift.
Please note: Please choose from drop down box for size of joke candle or with gift box.
Funny Gift Candle are available in 2 sizes:
Medium:
Burn time up to 29 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cm
Width 6.5 cmLarge:
Burn time approx. 40 hours.
Dimensions: 9cm x 9cmLabel size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long
Scent: This Congratulations On Your Wedding Its About Fucking Time smells of vanilla
WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.
Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working DaysPlease remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.
(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.
Candle colour may vary due to the natural materials used in the manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: CongratsOnYouWeddingDay -
Teacher Gift Candle, Thank You For Being A Brilliant Teacher
£11.97Select optionsA lovely Teacher Gift Candle with the working ‘Thank You For Being A Brilliant Teacher’.
Please select from the following :
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: TYBrilliantTeacher -
Sensual Candle: A Candle Is Like An Orgasm, One Is Never Enough – Funny Gift for Her
£11.97Select optionsIndulge in the sensual ambiance of our “A Candle Is Like An Orgasm, One Is Never Enough” candle.
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Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: OrgasmOneNeverEnough -
Funny Candle, Joke Candle, When it’s Lit, Lick the, Rude Candle, Sarcastic Gifts for Her, Christmas Gift for Her, Valentine Gift for Her
£11.97Select optionsLight up the room and ignite laughter with our sassy “When It’s Lit Lick The Clit” candle. This hilarious gift for her is perfect for those of us with a bold sense of humour
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Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: Lick Clit -
This is my Tidy House Candle, best friend gift, birthday candle gift, funny birthday candle, funny gift, New Home Gift, Funny Gifts, cE
£11.97Select optionsIlluminate your space with a touch of humour and attitude with our “Don’t Touch A Fucking Thing” candle.
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Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: Tidy House -
Scented Candle, Joke Candle, Wine Gift Candle, Rude Candle, Gift For Him, Christmas Gift for Him, Fun Christmas Gift, Birthday Gift For Him
£11.97Select optionsIndulge in the rich aroma of vanilla and the spirit of wine candle with our ‘Better To Be Full Of Wine Than Full of Shit’.
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Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: Full Of Wine -
Joke Candles, Rude Candle, Relax Stripper Candle, Calm Down Scented Candle Gift Set, Funny Gift for Her, Friendship Gifts, Birthday Gifts
£11.97Select optionsUnwind and recharge with our soothing vanilla-scented ‘You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper’ candle.
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Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Label only £3.97
Part #: Ugly Stripper -
Funny Candle, My Last F Candle with Gift Box, Birthday Gift for Friend, Inappropriate Gift, Rude Candle, Christmas Gift For Him
£11.97Select optionsA HUMOROUS wax candle with the words ‘My Last Fuck, Oh Look Its On Fire’. This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Gift For Him.
Please select from the following :
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: Last Fuck Candle -
Keep It Lit If You Took a Shit Candle, Sweary Funny candle, Joke Candle, Gift For Her, Christmas Gift for Her, Fun Christmas Gift, Gift Box
£11.97Select optionsIlluminate your space with our cheeky “Keep It Lit, if You Took a Shit” candle, designed to add a touch of humour to any bathroom.
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Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: Lit Shit Candle -
Home Is Where My Plants Die Funny Candle Gift, Best Friend Gift, Birthday Candle Gift for Her, Funny Birthday Candle for Wife, Sister, Mum
£11.97Select optionsFunny Candle, Home Is Where My Plants Die Scented Candle. This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Gift For Friends and loved ones.
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Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: Home Plants Candle -
Funny Christmas Candles, Merry F*cking Christmas, Festive Candle
£11.97Select optionsOur Merry F*cking Christmas Candle, the ideal gift to spread Christmas Cheer with a dash of humour.
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Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: Merry F*cking Candle -
Funny Rude Candle Friendship Gift, Awkward Moments Candle Gift, Rude Candle, Joke Gift for Her, Christmas/Birthday Funny Gift For Friend
£11.97Select optionsEmbrace life’s quirks with our Awkward Moments A Bit Like Your Like Candle
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Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: Awkward Moments -
Scented Candle, Friendship Gift, Funny Friend Candle, Rude Candle, Swearing Candle, Funny Gift For Her, Christmas/Birthday Gift For Friend
£11.97Select optionsWelcome to the Friendship Candle ‘Our Friendship is Like a Candle, If You Forget Me, I’ll Burn Your Fucking House Down’, where we celebrate the fiery bonds of camaraderie.
Please select from the following :
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: Burn Fing House Candle -
Funny candle, Joke Candle, Tinsel Tits Candle, Scented Candle Gift Set, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift for Her, Funny Candle, Quirky Gift
£11.97Select optionsIntroducing our Calm Down Tinsel Tits candle, a light-hearted and heart-warming Christmas candle gift with the words ‘Calm Down Tinsel Tits’. May your holiday season be filled with warmth, happiness, and plenty of tinsel tits.
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Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: Tinsel Tits -
Funny candle, Blow Job Candle, Fun Gifts For Men, Rude Candle, Gift For Him, Christmas Gift for Him, Fun Christmas Gift, Inappropriate Gift
£11.97Select optionsA Funny Candle Gift For Him with the words, Light Me When You Want A Blow Job
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Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: Blow Job Candle -
Personalised Funny Christmas Candle, The (family name) Family Love Christmas So Much They Could Shit Tinsel
£11.97Select optionsWith the humorous wording ‘The (family name) Family Love Christmas So Much They Could Shit Tinsel’ this candle this candle is a playful tribute to the love and laughter shared by your family.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: F_Name Tinsel Xmas Gift Box -
Engagement Gifts Candle for Couple, Personalised Engagement Gifts, Joke Engagement Gifts, Funny Engagement Candle Gift For Couple
£11.97Select optionsWelcome to the ‘Congratulations On Your Engagement it’s About F***ing time’ Engagement Candle
Please select from the following :
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: Engagement -
I Hate Everybody Except You Candle, Funny Scented Candle, Secret Santa Gift, Gift for Wife, Gift for Her, Gift For Girlfriend, Friend Gift
£11.97Select optionsFunny Inappropriate Candle, I Hate Everybody Except You
Please select from the following :
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: I Hate Candle -
Funny Rude Joke Candle Gift, Friendship Gift, Fun Gift for Her, Funny Joke Gift for Girlfriend, I Miss You Like An Idiot Misses The Point
£11.97Select optionsWelcome to the I Miss You Like an Idiot Misses The Point candle. Crafted with care, this candle is the perfect way to express your affection – in a delightfully misguided way.
Please select from the following :
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: I Miss You Idiot -
Funny Rude Candle Gift, Birthday Gift For Her, Gift for Wife, Friend, Fun Christmas Gift for Her, You’re So Fabulous…. Crappy Gift Candle
£11.97Select optionsA funny candle with the words ‘Your So Fabulous That’s Why I got You This Crappy Gift’.
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Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: So Fabulous -
Gifts For Her, Funny candle, Santa’s Favourite Ho Joke Candle, Scented Candle, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift, Candle, Friendship Gift
£11.97Select optionsOur Funny Christmas ‘Santa’s Favourite Ho’ candle, spreading Laughter and Love this Christmas.
Please select from the following :
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: Santa Ho Candle -
Funny candles, Merry Fucking Christmas Candle, Candle, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift for Best Friend, Funny Christmas Gifts, Joke Candle
£11.97Select optionsOur ‘Merry Fucking Christmas’ Candle is the perfect for anyone who embraces the spirit of Christmas with a touch of humour and a whole lot of heart!
Please select from the following :
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: Merry Fucking Candle -
Funny Wedding Gift Candle, Congratulations On Your Wedding, It’s About ……… Time Candle, Joke, Sweary Candle Wedding Gift for Couple
£11.97Select optionsOur ‘Congratulations On Your Wedding Day, It’s About F***ing Time’ candles are crafted with care and infused with a scent as sweet as your enduring love (and your stubbornness).
Please select from the following :
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: Wedding Candle -
New Mum Gift, Expecting Mum Gift, Pregnancy Gift, Funny Baby Shower Gift, New Baby Gift, New Mum Candle
£11.97Select optionsWelcome to the ‘Congratulations On Your New Baby Watch Your Bank Balance Dwindle’ Candle – may their smiles outweigh the strain on your bank account.
Please select from the following :
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: New Baby Candle -
Funny Rude Birthday Candle Gift, For Him, For Her, Today Is All About You Birthday Candle, Sweary Candles, Funny Birthday Present
£11.97Select optionsWelcome to the Today is All About You, Just Like Every Other F***ing Day Candle, where we celebrate your special day by acknowledging what you already know – it’s all about you
Please select from the following :
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: All_About_You -
Funny Christmas Gift Candle, Merry Christmas Bitch
£11.97Select optionsIntroducing our Merry Christmas Bitch Candle, a delightfully funny gift that captures the spirit of Christmas with a playful twist.
Please select from the following :
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: Merry C Bitch -
Gifts For Her Candle, I’m The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List Candle, Scented Candle Gift, Stocking Filler, Christmas Gifts, Funny Candle
£11.97Select optionsOur I’m The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List Candle is the ideal Christmas gift to give anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a touch of festive mischief!
Please select from the following :
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Naughty List -
Scented Candle, Friendship Gift, Funny Gift For Friend, Rude Candle, Joke Candle, Funny Gift For Her, Christmas/Birthday Gift For Friend BFF
£11.97Select optionsFunny Scented Candle, Our Friendship is Like a Candle, If You Forget Me, I’ll Burn Your House Down
Please select from the following :
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: Burn House Candle -
Work Leaving Candle Gift, Colleague Leaving Work Gift, We’re Sorry You’re Leaving Candle, Leaving Present, Joke Candle, Funny Rude Candle
£11.97Select optionsWelcome to the ‘We’re Sorry You’re Leaving’ Candle, a token of our appreciation as you embark on your next chapter.
Please select from the following :
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Part #: Sorry Leaving Candle
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