Funny Christmas Candles, Merry F*cking Christmas, Festive Candle

Product Description

Introducing our Festive F*ckery Candle, a humorous gift that adds a touch of irreverent cheer to the holiday season. Crafted with care and infused with vanilla  (to counteract the stress of Christmas chaos), this Merry F*cking Christmas candle is a playful tribute to the joy, laughter, and shared moments of merriment.

As you think about all the hustle and bustle of the holiday season – from the frantic gift shopping to the endless family gatherings – your heart yearns for a moment of levity. Amidst the chaos, this candle serves as a beacon of lightheartedness, reminding you to embrace the festive spirit with a sense of humor.

Light this candle and let its warm glow fill the room, creating a cosy atmosphere that invites laughter and camaraderie.

Here’s to laughter, love, and the magic of the holiday season. Thank you for embracing the festive fckery with our candle, and may your Christmas be merry and bright – even if it’s a little bit fcking chaotic.

Joke Candles are available in 1 size option:
Medium:
Burn time approx. 20 hours.
Height 8 cm
Width 7 cm

Scent: This Merry F*cking Christmas Candle smells of vanilla

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
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UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.

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