Product Description
Welcome to the Finally Tied the Knot Candle, where we celebrate your long-awaited journey down the aisle with a healthy dose of impatience and humour.
Our ‘Congratulations On Your Wedding Day, It’s About F***ing Time’ candles are crafted with care and infused with a scent as sweet as your enduring love (and your stubbornness), this candle is the perfect way to commemorate the momentous occasion – and poke a little fun at your glacial pace toward marital bliss.
Let’s be real – your road to the altar was less of a sprint and more of a leisurely stroll. But hey, who needs to rush when you’re busy building a love that’s as enduring as it is exasperating? Besides, good things come to those who wait – even if it means enduring endless questions about when the hell you’re finally going to get married.
So go ahead, light this candle and let its warm glow serve as a reminder of your love story – slow and steady wins the race, after all. Whether you’re exchanging vows, cutting the cake, or simply revelling in the joy of finally making it official, this candle is here to celebrate your love – and your refusal to be rushed.
Here’s to your happily ever after, my friend – may your marriage be as enduring as your journey down the aisle was interminable. Congratulations on finally tying the knot – it’s about damn time!
Our Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
Funny Candles are available in 1 size:
Medium:
Burn time approx. 20 hours.
Height 8 cm
Width 7 cm
Label only: 8cm x 6cm
Scent: vanilla
WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.
Estimated Delivery Times
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UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days
Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.
(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.
Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.
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