Welcome to Lizzielane, the home of funny, joke and rude candles!
Candles can make the perfect gift for any occasion and we have a huge range of designs to choose from. Whether you’re looking for a candle to make someone laugh out loud, or one that will raise a few eyebrows, we’ve got you covered. Our candles are made from the finest quality wax and scented with the most amazing fragrances. We only use the best ingredients to ensure our candles give you a great burn and a fantastic scent throw. We hope you enjoy browsing our range of candles. If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to get in touch.
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Teacher Gift Candle, Thank You For Being A Brilliant Teacher
£11.97A lovely Teacher Gift Candle with the working ‘Thank You For Being A Brilliant Teacher’.
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Brand: | Part #: Thank_You_Teacher
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Sensual Candle: A Candle Is Like An Orgasm, One Is Never Enough – Funny Gift for Her
£11.97Indulge in the sensual ambiance of our “A Candle Is Like An Orgasm, One Is Never Enough” candle.
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Brand: | Part #: Orgasm
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Sassy Funny Candle, when it’s Lit Lick the Clit – Hilarious Gift for Her
£11.97Light up the room and ignite laughter with our sassy “When It’s Lit Lick The Clit” candle. This hilarious gift for her is perfect for those of us with a bold sense of humour
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Brand: | Part #: Lick Clit
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Don’t Touch a Fucking Thing, Tidy House Candle: Funny Home Decor Gift
£11.97Illuminate your space with a touch of humour and attitude with our “Don’t Touch A Fucking Thing” candle.
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Brand: | Part #: Tidy House
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Candle Gift, Light At The First Sign Of Gas
£7.99Introducing our ‘Light At The First Sign Of Gas’ Candle, a humorous gift that brings laughter to family members, friends, and significant others alike.
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Wine Lover’s Funny Candle: Better to be Full of Wine
£11.97Indulge in the rich aroma of vanilla and the spirit of wine candle with our ‘Better To Be Full Of Wine Than Full of Shit’.
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Brand: | Part #: Full Of Wine
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Candles, Relax you Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper
£11.97Unwind and recharge with our soothing vanilla-scented ‘You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper’ candle.
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Brand: | Part #: Ugly Stripper
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
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Funny Sweary Candle Gift, My Last Fuck, Oh Look it’s on Fire Candle
£11.97A HUMOROUS wax candle with the words ‘My Last Fuck, Oh Look Its On Fire’. This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Gift For Him.
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Brand: | Part #: Last Fuck Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Cheeky Candle: Keep it Lit, if You Took a Shit Scented Candle
£11.97Illuminate your space with our cheeky “Keep It Lit, if You Took a Shit” candle, designed to add a touch of humour to any bathroom.
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Brand: | Part #: Lit Shit Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Plant Killer’s Candle: Home is Where my Plants Die Funny Candle
£11.97Funny Candle, Home Is Where My Plants Die Scented Candle. This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Gift For Friends and loved ones.
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Brand: | Part #: Home Plants Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Christmas Candles, Merry F*cking Christmas, Festive Candle
£11.97Our Merry F*cking Christmas Candle, the ideal gift to spread Christmas Cheer with a dash of humour.
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Brand: | Part #: Merry F*cking Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Candle, Awkward Moments a Bit Like Your Life, Candle Gift
£11.97Embrace life’s quirks with our Awkward Moments A Bit Like Your Like Candle
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Brand: | Part #: Awkward Moments
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Gift Candle, Our Friendship is Like a Candle, If You Forget Me, I’ll Burn Your Fucking House Down
£11.97Welcome to the Friendship Candle ‘Our Friendship is Like a Candle, If You Forget Me, I’ll Burn Your Fucking House Down’, where we celebrate the fiery bonds of camaraderie.
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Brand: | Part #: Burn Fing House Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Joke Christmas Candle, Calm Down Tinsel Tits
£11.97Introducing our Calm Down Tinsel Tits candle, a light-hearted and heart-warming Christmas candle gift with the words ‘Calm Down Tinsel Tits’. May your holiday season be filled with warmth, happiness, and plenty of tinsel tits.
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Brand: | Part #: Tinsel Tits
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Candle Gift For Him, Light Me When You Want A Blow Job
£11.97A Funny Candle Gift For Him with the words, Light Me When You Want A Blow Job
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Brand: | Part #: Blow Job Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Personalised Funny Christmas Candle, The (family name) Family Love Christmas So Much They Could Shit Tinsel
£14.97With the humorous wording ‘The (family name) Family Love Christmas So Much They Could Shit Tinsel’ this candle this candle is a playful tribute to the love and laughter shared by your family.
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Rude Candle, Congratulations On Your Engagement it’s About F***ing time
£11.97Welcome to the ‘Congratulations On Your Engagement it’s About F***ing time’ Engagement Candle
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Brand: | Part #: Engagement
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Inappropriate Candle, I Hate Everybody Except You
£11.97Funny Inappropriate Candle, I Hate Everybody Except You
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Brand: | Part #: I Hate Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Gift Candle, I Miss You Like an Idiot Misses The Point
£11.97Welcome to the I Miss You Like an Idiot Misses The Point candle. Crafted with care, this candle is the perfect way to express your affection – in a delightfully misguided way.
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Brand: | Part #: I Miss You Idiot
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Candle, You’re So Fabulous That’s Why I got You This Crappy Gift
£11.97A funny candle with the words ‘Your So Fabulous That’s Why I got You This Crappy Gift’.
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Brand: | Part #: So Fabulous
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Festive Christmas Candle For Her, Santa’s Favourite Ho
£11.97Our Funny Christmas ‘Santa’s Favourite Ho’ candle, spreading Laughter and Love this Christmas.
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Brand: | Part #: Santa Ho Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Humour Christmas Candles, Merry Fucking Christmas Candle
£11.97Our ‘Merry Fucking Christmas’ Candle is the perfect for anyone who embraces the spirit of Christmas with a touch of humour and a whole lot of heart!
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Brand: | Part #: Merry Fucking Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Personalised Funny Candle Gift, Light Me When ‘Name’ Farts
£7.99Introducing our Custom Fart Alert Candle with the wording ‘Light Me When ‘Name’ Farts’ with rocket design.
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Personalised Pet Rude Candle, Light Me When ‘Pets Name’ Farts
£7.99Introducing our ‘Light Me When ‘Pets Name’ Farts’ Candle, a personalised gift that celebrates the unique bond between pet parents and their beloved furry companions.
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Funny Birthday Gift Candle, Happy Birthday Another Year Nearer to Death
£11.97Funny Birthday Gift Candle, Happy Birthday Another Year Nearer to Death
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Brand: | Part #: Birthday Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Wedding Gift Candle, Congratulations On Your Wedding Day, It’s About F***ing Time
£11.97Our ‘Congratulations On Your Wedding Day, It’s About F***ing Time’ candles are crafted with care and infused with a scent as sweet as your enduring love (and your stubbornness).
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Brand: | Part #: Wedding Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Joke Candle, Congratulations On Your New Baby Watch Your Bank Balance Dwindle
£11.97Welcome to the ‘Congratulations On Your New Baby Watch Your Bank Balance Dwindle’ Candle – may their smiles outweigh the strain on your bank account.
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Brand: | Part #: New Baby Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Birthday Candle, Today is All About You, Just Like Every Other F***ing Day
£11.97Welcome to the Today is All About You, Just Like Every Other F***ing Day Candle, where we celebrate your special day by acknowledging what you already know – it’s all about you
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Brand: | Part #: All_About_You
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Rude Candles, A Relaxing Candle To Help You Calm The F**k Down
£11.97A Relaxing Candle To Help You Calm The F**k Down, – may your worries melt away like wax in the flame of this candle
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Brand: | Part #: Relaxing Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Leaving Gift Candle, We’ll Miss You No We Won’t Now F**K Off
£11.97Welcome to the Farewell Candle ‘We’ll Miss You No We Won’t Now F**K Off’, where we bid adieu with a mix of sentimentality and brutal honesty
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Brand: | Part #: We_ll Miss You Now FO Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Christmas Gift Candle, Merry Christmas Bitch
£11.97Introducing our Merry Christmas Bitch Candle, a delightfully funny gift that captures the spirit of Christmas with a playful twist.
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Brand: | Part #: Merry C Bitch
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Festive Christmas Candle, I’m The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List Candle
£11.79Our I’m The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List Candle is the ideal Christmas gift to give anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a touch of festive mischief!
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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Scented Candle, Our Friendship is Like a Candle, If You Forget Me, I’ll Burn Your House Down
£11.97Funny Scented Candle, Our Friendship is Like a Candle, If You Forget Me, I’ll Burn Your House Down
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Brand: | Part #: Burn House Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Funny Gift Candle, We’re Sorry You’re Leaving
£11.97Welcome to the ‘We’re Sorry You’re Leaving’ Candle, a token of our appreciation as you embark on your next chapter.
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Brand: | Part #: Sorry Leaving Candle
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97 -
Humour Scented Candle, Light Me When The Cat Farts Cat Lovers Candle
£7.99Introducing the Feline lovers ‘Light Me When The Cat Farts’ candle, a purrfectly playful and heartfelt gift for cat lovers everywhere
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Funny Joke Candle, Light Me When The Dog Farts, Dog Lovers Candle
£7.99Introducing the Pawsome ‘Light Me When The Dog Farts’ Candle, a delightful and funny gift for dog lovers.
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Funny Dad Candle, Light Me When Dad Farts
£7.99Introducing Light Me When Dad Farts Candle, a whimsical yet heart-warming gift that celebrates the laughter and love shared between father and child.
Brand: | Part #: Dad_Farts