This is my Tidy House Candle Don’t Touch a Fucking Thing Candle Gifts
Introducing our fabulously fun new Joke Candle Collection. A HUMOROUS wax candle with the words ‘This is my Tidy House Candle Don’t Touch a Fucking Thing’.
This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Gift For Him. A Fun Christmas Gift for Him. Our Rude Candles have a lovely vanilla scent.
Our scented candles arrive beautifully wrapped in tissue paper making them a beautiful Secret Santa Gift for husband or boyfriend.
Scent: This lovely candle smells of vanilla
Joke Candles are available in 1 size option:
Burn time approx. 20 hours.
Height 8 cm
Width 7 cm
Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long
Orders take 3 working days to create plus delivery
WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.
Estimated Delivery Times
UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days
Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.
(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.
Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.