Product Description
Introducing our Plant Killer’s Candle, the perfect addition to any home where plants come to meet their untimely demise. Crafted with the finest ingredients (because we can keep candles alive, at least), this candle offers a scent that’s as fresh as the idea of watering plants regularly.
Let’s face it, we’ve all been there – buying a beautiful plant with the best intentions, only to forget it exists until it’s too late. But fear not, fellow plant murderers, because this candle is here to celebrate our unique ability to turn greenery into memories faster than you can say “photosynthesis.”
With its subtle aroma, this candle provides the perfect ambiance for reflecting on our past horticultural failures and vowing to do better next time (spoiler alert: we probably won’t). So go ahead, light this candle proudly in your plant graveyard and let its gentle glow remind you that even if our plants don’t survive, our sense of humour certainly does.
Joke Candles are available in 1 size:
Medium:
Burn time approx. 20 hours.
Height 8 cm
Width 7 cm
Scent: vanilla
WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.
Estimated Delivery Times
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UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days
Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.
(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.
Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.
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