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You’re Engaged Scented Candle – Perfect Engagement Gift

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Funny, Smells Like You’re Engaged Scented Candle, Engaged Couple Gift, Engagement Gift For Her/Him, You’re Engaged Gift

The Perfect Engagement Gift – Ideal for engaged couples, newly engaged besties, or even yourself.
Brand: | Part #: SLEngaged
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Teacher Gift Candle, Thank You For Being A Brilliant Teacher

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£11.97

A lovely Teacher Gift Candle with the working ‘Thank You For Being A Brilliant Teacher’.

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: Thank_You_Teacher
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Sensual Candle: A Candle Is Like An Orgasm, One Is Never Enough – Funny Gift for Her

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£11.97

Indulge in the sensual ambiance of our “A Candle Is Like An Orgasm, One Is Never Enough” candle.

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: Orgasm
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Funny Candle, Joke Candle, When it’s Lit, Lick the, Rude Candle, Sarcastic Gifts for Her, Christmas Gift for Her, Valentine Gift for Her

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Light up the room and ignite laughter with our sassy “When It’s Lit Lick The Clit” candle. This hilarious gift for her is perfect for those of us with a bold sense of humour

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: Lick Clit
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This is my Tidy House Candle, best friend gift, birthday candle gift, funny birthday candle, funny gift, New Home Gift, Funny Gifts, cE

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Illuminate your space with a touch of humour and attitude with our “Don’t Touch A Fucking Thing” candle.

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: Tidy House
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Scented Candle, Joke Candle, Wine Gift Candle, Rude Candle, Gift For Him, Christmas Gift for Him, Fun Christmas Gift, Birthday Gift For Him

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Indulge in the rich aroma of vanilla and the spirit of wine candle with our ‘Better To Be Full Of Wine Than Full of Shit’.

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: Full Of Wine
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Joke Candles, Rude Candle, Relax Stripper Candle, Calm Down Scented Candle Gift Set, Funny Gift for Her, Friendship Gifts, Birthday Gifts

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Unwind and recharge with our soothing vanilla-scented ‘You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper’ candle.

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Label only £3.97
Brand: | Part #: Ugly Stripper
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Funny Candle, My Last F Candle with Gift Box, Birthday Gift for Friend, Inappropriate Gift, Rude Candle, Christmas Gift For Him

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A HUMOROUS wax candle with the words ‘My Last Fuck, Oh Look Its On Fire’. This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Gift For Him.

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: Last Fuck Candle
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Home Is Where My Plants Die Funny Candle Gift, Best Friend Gift, Birthday Candle Gift for Her, Funny Birthday Candle for Wife, Sister, Mum

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Funny Candle, Home Is Where My Plants Die Scented Candle. This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Gift For Friends and loved ones.

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: Home Plants Candle
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Funny Christmas Candles, Merry F*cking Christmas, Festive Candle

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Our Merry F*cking Christmas Candle, the ideal gift to spread Christmas Cheer with a dash of humour.

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: Merry F*cking Candle
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Funny Rude Candle Friendship Gift, Awkward Moments Candle Gift, Rude Candle, Joke Gift for Her, Christmas/Birthday Funny Gift For Friend

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Embrace life’s quirks with our Awkward Moments A Bit Like Your Like Candle

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: Awkward Moments
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Scented Candle, Friendship Gift, Funny Friend Candle, Rude Candle, Swearing Candle, Funny Gift For Her, Christmas/Birthday Gift For Friend

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Welcome to the Friendship Candle ‘Our Friendship is Like a Candle, If You Forget Me, I’ll Burn Your Fucking House Down’, where we celebrate the fiery bonds of camaraderie.

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: Burn Fing House Candle
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Funny candle, Joke Candle, Tinsel Tits Candle, Scented Candle Gift Set, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift for Her, Funny Candle, Quirky Gift

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Introducing our Calm Down Tinsel Tits candle, a light-hearted and heart-warming Christmas candle gift with the words ‘Calm Down Tinsel Tits’. May your holiday season be filled with warmth, happiness, and plenty of tinsel tits.

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: Tinsel Tits
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Funny candle, Blow Job Candle, Fun Gifts For Men, Rude Candle, Gift For Him, Christmas Gift for Him, Fun Christmas Gift, Inappropriate Gift

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A Funny Candle Gift For Him with the words, Light Me When You Want A Blow Job

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: Blow Job Candle
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Personalised Funny Christmas Candle, The (family name) Family Love Christmas So Much They Could Shit Tinsel

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With the humorous wording ‘The (family name) Family Love Christmas So Much They Could Shit Tinsel’ this candle this candle is a playful tribute to the love and laughter shared by your family.
Brand: | Part #: F_Name Tinsel Xmas Gift Box
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Engagement Gifts Candle for Couple, Personalised Engagement Gifts, Joke Engagement Gifts, Funny Engagement Candle Gift For Couple

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Welcome to the ‘Congratulations On Your Engagement it’s About F***ing time’ Engagement Candle

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: Engagement
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Funny Rude Candle Gift, Birthday Gift For Her, Gift for Wife, Friend, Fun Christmas Gift for Her, You’re So Fabulous…. Crappy Gift Candle

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A funny candle with the words ‘Your So Fabulous That’s Why I got You This Crappy Gift’.

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: So Fabulous
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Gifts For Her, Funny candle, Santa’s Favourite Ho Joke Candle, Scented Candle, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift, Candle, Friendship Gift

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Our Funny Christmas ‘Santa’s Favourite Ho’ candle, spreading Laughter and Love this Christmas.

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: Santa Ho Candle
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Funny candles, Merry Fucking Christmas Candle, Candle, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift for Best Friend, Funny Christmas Gifts, Joke Candle

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Our ‘Merry Fucking Christmas’ Candle is the perfect for anyone who embraces the spirit of Christmas with a touch of humour and a whole lot of heart!

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: Merry Fucking Candle
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Personalised Gift For Him, Scented Candle, Funny Candle, Christmas Gift for Dad, Father’s Day Gift, Dad Birthday Gift, Gifts For Men

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£9.98

Introducing our Custom Fart Alert Candle with the wording ‘Light Me When ‘Name’ Farts’ with rocket design.
Brand: | Part #: CANDLE 7.5cm Rocket
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Scented Candle, Funny Candle, Gift for Dog Lovers, Dog Candle, Fun Gift for Men, Gift for Dad, Joke Gift, Dog Fart, Vanilla Candle, DNFPP

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Price range: £6.70 through £18.97

Introducing our ‘Light Me When ‘Pets Name’ Farts’ Candle, a personalised gift that celebrates the unique bond between pet parents and their beloved furry companions.
Brand: | Part #: Pet NAME Farts
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New Mum Gift, Expecting Mum Gift, Pregnancy Gift, Funny Baby Shower Gift, New Baby Gift, New Mum Candle

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Welcome to the ‘Congratulations On Your New Baby Watch Your Bank Balance Dwindle’ Candle – may their smiles outweigh the strain on your bank account.

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: New Baby Candle
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Joke Candles, Rude Candle, Relaxing Candle, Calm Down Scented Candle Gift Set, Funny Gift for Her, Friendship Gifts, Birthday Gifts

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A Relaxing Candle To Help You Calm The F**k Down, – may your worries melt away like wax in the flame of this candle

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: Relaxing Candle
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Funny Work Leaving Gift Rude Candle, We’ll Miss You No We Won’t Now Fuck Off Candle, Funny Leaving Present, Fun Gifts, Funny Rude Candle

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Welcome to the Farewell Candle ‘We’ll Miss You No We Won’t Now F**K Off’, where we bid adieu with a mix of sentimentality and brutal honesty

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: We_ll Miss You Now FO Candle
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Funny Christmas Gift Candle, Merry Christmas Bitch

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Introducing our Merry Christmas Bitch Candle, a delightfully funny gift that captures the spirit of Christmas with a playful twist.

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: Merry C Bitch
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Gifts For Her Candle, I’m The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List Candle, Scented Candle Gift, Stocking Filler, Christmas Gifts, Funny Candle

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Our I’m The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List Candle is the ideal Christmas gift to give anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a touch of festive mischief!

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97

Brand: | Part #: Naughty List
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Scented Candle, Friendship Gift, Funny Gift For Friend, Rude Candle, Joke Candle, Funny Gift For Her, Christmas/Birthday Gift For Friend BFF

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Funny Scented Candle, Our Friendship is Like a Candle, If You Forget Me, I’ll Burn Your House Down

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: Burn House Candle
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Work Leaving Candle Gift, Colleague Leaving Work Gift, We’re Sorry You’re Leaving Candle, Leaving Present, Joke Candle, Funny Rude Candle

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Welcome to the ‘We’re Sorry You’re Leaving’ Candle, a token of our appreciation as you embark on your next chapter.

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: | Part #: Sorry Leaving Candle
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Light Me When The Cat Farts – Humorous Scented Candle

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Introducing the Feline lovers ‘Light Me When The Cat Farts’ candle, a purrfectly playful and heartfelt gift for cat lovers everywhere
Brand: | Part #: CAT_FART
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Light Me When Dog Farts – Funny Joke Dog Candle

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Introducing the Pawsome ‘Light Me When The Dog Farts’ Candle, a delightful and funny gift for dog lovers.
Brand: | Part #: DOGFARTCANDLE
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Candles

You’re Engaged Scented Candle – Perfect Engagement Gift

Teacher Gift Candle, Thank You For Being A Brilliant Teacher

Sensual Candle: A Candle Is Like An Orgasm, One Is Never Enough – Funny Gift for Her

Funny Candle, Joke Candle, When it’s Lit, Lick the, Rude Candle, Sarcastic Gifts for Her, Christmas Gift for Her, Valentine Gift for Her

This is my Tidy House Candle, best friend gift, birthday candle gift, funny birthday candle, funny gift, New Home Gift, Funny Gifts, cE

Scented Candle, Joke Candle, Wine Gift Candle, Rude Candle, Gift For Him, Christmas Gift for Him, Fun Christmas Gift, Birthday Gift For Him

Joke Candles, Rude Candle, Relax Stripper Candle, Calm Down Scented Candle Gift Set, Funny Gift for Her, Friendship Gifts, Birthday Gifts

Funny Candle, My Last F Candle with Gift Box, Birthday Gift for Friend, Inappropriate Gift, Rude Candle, Christmas Gift For Him

Home Is Where My Plants Die Funny Candle Gift, Best Friend Gift, Birthday Candle Gift for Her, Funny Birthday Candle for Wife, Sister, Mum

Funny Christmas Candles, Merry F*cking Christmas, Festive Candle

Funny Rude Candle Friendship Gift, Awkward Moments Candle Gift, Rude Candle, Joke Gift for Her, Christmas/Birthday Funny Gift For Friend

Scented Candle, Friendship Gift, Funny Friend Candle, Rude Candle, Swearing Candle, Funny Gift For Her, Christmas/Birthday Gift For Friend

Funny candle, Joke Candle, Tinsel Tits Candle, Scented Candle Gift Set, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift for Her, Funny Candle, Quirky Gift

Funny candle, Blow Job Candle, Fun Gifts For Men, Rude Candle, Gift For Him, Christmas Gift for Him, Fun Christmas Gift, Inappropriate Gift

Personalised Funny Christmas Candle, The (family name) Family Love Christmas So Much They Could Shit Tinsel

Engagement Gifts Candle for Couple, Personalised Engagement Gifts, Joke Engagement Gifts, Funny Engagement Candle Gift For Couple

Funny Rude Candle Gift, Birthday Gift For Her, Gift for Wife, Friend, Fun Christmas Gift for Her, You’re So Fabulous…. Crappy Gift Candle

Gifts For Her, Funny candle, Santa’s Favourite Ho Joke Candle, Scented Candle, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift, Candle, Friendship Gift

Funny candles, Merry Fucking Christmas Candle, Candle, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift for Best Friend, Funny Christmas Gifts, Joke Candle

Personalised Gift For Him, Scented Candle, Funny Candle, Christmas Gift for Dad, Father’s Day Gift, Dad Birthday Gift, Gifts For Men

Scented Candle, Funny Candle, Gift for Dog Lovers, Dog Candle, Fun Gift for Men, Gift for Dad, Joke Gift, Dog Fart, Vanilla Candle, DNFPP

New Mum Gift, Expecting Mum Gift, Pregnancy Gift, Funny Baby Shower Gift, New Baby Gift, New Mum Candle

Joke Candles, Rude Candle, Relaxing Candle, Calm Down Scented Candle Gift Set, Funny Gift for Her, Friendship Gifts, Birthday Gifts

Funny Work Leaving Gift Rude Candle, We’ll Miss You No We Won’t Now Fuck Off Candle, Funny Leaving Present, Fun Gifts, Funny Rude Candle

Funny Christmas Gift Candle, Merry Christmas Bitch

Gifts For Her Candle, I’m The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List Candle, Scented Candle Gift, Stocking Filler, Christmas Gifts, Funny Candle

Scented Candle, Friendship Gift, Funny Gift For Friend, Rude Candle, Joke Candle, Funny Gift For Her, Christmas/Birthday Gift For Friend BFF

Work Leaving Candle Gift, Colleague Leaving Work Gift, We’re Sorry You’re Leaving Candle, Leaving Present, Joke Candle, Funny Rude Candle

Light Me When The Cat Farts – Humorous Scented Candle

Light Me When Dog Farts – Funny Joke Dog Candle

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