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Rude Friendship Gift Candle with Burn Your House Down Label

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£13.95

Rude Friendship Gift Candle featuring a humorous quote label. Handmade to order in two sizes with optional gift packaging, it makes a cheeky birthday or Christmas present for friends.
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Part #: Burn Fing House Candle

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Festive Bitch Funny Christmas Candle

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£13.95

Bring humour to the holiday season with this funny Christmas candle. Featuring a cheeky Festive Bitch design and a warm vanilla scent, it makes a great secret santa gift.
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Part #: Festive Bitch Candle

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Mentally I am Out of Office Till January Candle Secret Santa Gift

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£10.00

Bring festive humour to the workplace with this mentally i am out of office till january candle. Featuring a cheeky label and vanilla fragrance, it makes a great secret santa gift
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Part #: Out Of Office Candle

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Funny Valentines Candle for Couples Light Me When You Are Horny

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£13.95

Bring laughter to date night with this funny valentines candle. Featuring a cheeky label phrase and a warm vanilla fragrance, it makes an ideal romantic joke gift for partners.
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Part #: Horny Candle

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Feeling Festive As Fk Funny Christmas Candle

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£13.95

This cheeky vanilla scented candle features the slogan Feeling Festive As Fk. Made using a plant-based wax blend, it makes a hilarious Secret Santa gift or stocking filler.
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Part #: Festive As F Candle

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Funny Secret Santa Scented Candle with Merry Fing Christmas Label

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£13.95

A cheeky vanilla scented candle featuring the “Merry Fing Christmas, Love Your Secret Santa” label. Ideal for office gift exchanges, friends, or amusing festive stocking fillers.
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Part #: Secret Santa Candle

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Funny Merry Christmas You Ho Candle Gift

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£13.95

Bring humour to the festive season with this funny Merry Christmas You Ho candle gift. Featuring a warm vanilla scent, it makes a cheeky Secret Santa present for friends.
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Part #: Ho Ho Ho Candle

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All I Want For Christmas Is Peace and Quiet Candle

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£13.95

This funny Christmas jar candle features the cheeky quote label ‘All I Want For Christmas Is Peace and Quiet’ alongside a soothing vanilla scent, ideal for Secret Santa gifting.
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Part #: Christmas Peace Candle

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I’m Yours No Refunds Scented Candle

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£13.95

Add humour to romance with this funny valentines candle featuring a cheeky slogan label and a warm vanilla fragrance. Made to order with an optional branded gift box for easy gifting.
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Part #: No Refunds Candle

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Funny Christmas Candle Smells Like It’s Christmas

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£13.95

This funny christmas candle features a festive vanilla scent and a humorous label. It makes a practical secret santa gift or stocking filler for friends and family.
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Part #: SL Its Christmas Candle

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Funny Christmas Candle with Scented Vanilla Jar

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£13.95

Bring festive humour to the holiday season with this funny Christmas candle. Featuring a vanilla fragrance, plant-based wax blend, and optional branded gift box, it makes an ideal Secret Santa gift.
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Part #: YFFing Christmas Candle

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Funny Christmas Candle Merry Christmas From One Grinch To Another

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£13.95

This funny christmas candle features the caption Merry Christmas From One Grinch To Another. Scented with warm vanilla, this glass jar candle makes a great secret Santa or stocking filler gift.
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Part #: Grinch Candle

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Wedding Gift- Wedding Candle- Wedding- Personalised Wedding Gift- Personalised Candle- Wedding Gift for Couple- Couples with Gift Box

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£13.95

Our Wedding Gift Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
Introducing our fabulously Funny candle Collection. A HUMOROUS wax Wedding Candle with the words ‘Congratulations On Your Wedding Its About Fucking Time’. These fun Scented Candle Gift Set are the perfect Funny Wedding Gifts

A Funny Gifts For Couples on their Wedding day. Our fun candles have a lovely vanilla scent. Our scented candles arrive beautifully wrapped in tissue paper making them a beautiful Funny Wedding Gift.

Please note: Please choose from drop down box for size of joke candle or with gift box.

Funny Gift Candle are available in 2 sizes:

Medium:
Burn time up to 29 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cm
Width 6.5 cm

Large:
Burn time approx. 40 hours.
Dimensions: 9cm x 9cm

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: This Congratulations On Your Wedding Its About Fucking Time smells of vanilla

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
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UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural materials used in the manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: CongratsOnYouWeddingDay

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Teacher Gift Candle, Thank You For Being A Brilliant Teacher

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£13.95

A lovely Teacher Gift Candle with the working ‘Thank You For Being A Brilliant Teacher’.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: TYBrilliantTeacher Candle

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Sensual Candle: A Candle Is Like An Orgasm, One Is Never Enough – Funny Gift for Her

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£13.95

Indulge in the sensual ambiance of our “A Candle Is Like An Orgasm, One Is Never Enough” candle.

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: OrgasmOneNeverEnough

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Rude Scented Candle with Funny Quote for Her

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£13.95

This rude scented candle features a cheeky adult quote label reading ‘When It’s Lit Lick The Clit’ and a sweet vanilla fragrance, creating a hilarious gift for female partners and friends.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Lick Clit Candle

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Don’t Touch A F*cking Thing Funny Scented Candle

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£13.95

Add humour to your space with this vanilla scented candle featuring a bold slogan. Ideal for keeping hands off your tidy home or giving as a funny gift.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Tidy House

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Better To Be Full Of Wine Funny Wine Candle

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£13.95

Bring humour to your home with this vanilla scented candle featuring a witty wine slogan. Suitable for wine enthusiasts, relaxation, or gifting to a friend.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Full Of Wine Candle

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Funny Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper Candle

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£13.95

Bring humour to relaxation time with this funny joke candle featuring the hilarious phrase You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper. Available in two sizes with sweet scents.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Relax Ugly Stripper

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Funny Rude Candle with My Last F Printed Label

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£13.95

This funny rude candle features a cheeky printed message and a soothing vanilla scent. Supplied individually or with an optional gift box, it makes a memorable novelty present.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Last Fuck Candle

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Funny Candle – Keep It Lit If You Took a Shit

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£13.95

Illuminate your space with our cheeky “Keep It Lit, if You Took a Shit” candle, designed to add a touch of humour to any bathroom.

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Lit Shit Candle

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Funny Christmas Candles, Merry F*cking Christmas, Festive Candle

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£13.95

Our Merry F*cking Christmas Candle, the ideal gift to spread Christmas Cheer with a dash of humour.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Merry F*cking Candle

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Funny Rude Candle Friendship Gift – Awkward Moments Candle

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£13.95

Embrace life’s quirks with our Awkward Moments A Bit Like Your Like Candle
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Awkward Moments Candle

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Funny Tinsel Tits Christmas Candle Secret Santa Gift

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£13.95

Bring laughter to festive celebrations with this funny christmas candle. Featuring a cheeky label and warm vanilla fragrance, it makes an ideal Secret Santa or Christmas gift for friends.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Tinsel Tits

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Funny Blow Job Scented Candle with Rude Joke Label

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£13.95

This funny blow job scented candle features a cheeky adult quote label reading ‘Light Me When You Want A Blow Job’ and a sweet vanilla scent, making a hilarious rude gift for partners.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Blow Job Candle

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Personalised Funny Christmas Candle, The (family name) Family Love Christmas So Much They Could Shit Tinsel

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£13.95

With the humorous wording ‘The (family name) Family Love Christmas So Much They Could Shit Tinsel’ this candle this candle is a playful tribute to the love and laughter shared by your family.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: F_Name Tinsel Xmas Gift Box

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Funny Engagement Candle Gift for Couple

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£13.95

This funny engagement candle features a cheeky quote label reading ‘Congratulations On Your Engagement It’s About F***ing Time’ and a vanilla fragrance, creating a humorous gift for newly engaged couples.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Engagement AFTIME CANDLE

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I Hate Everybody Except You Funny Candle

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£13.95

This humorous vanilla scented candle features the phrase I Hate Everybody Except You. Hand-poured using a plant-based wax blend, it makes a fun gift for a best friend.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: I Hate Candle

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Funny Rude Joke Candle Gift, Friendship Gift, Fun Gift for Her, Funny Joke Gift for Girlfriend, I Miss You Like An Idiot Misses The Point

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£13.95

Welcome to the I Miss You Like an Idiot Misses The Point candle. Crafted with care, this candle is the perfect way to express your affection – in a delightfully misguided way.

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: I Miss You Idiot

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Santa’s Favourite Ho Joke Candle – Secret Santa Christmas Gift

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£13.95

Our Funny Christmas ‘Santa’s Favourite Ho’ candle, spreading Laughter and Love this Christmas.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Santa Ho Candle

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Merry Fucking Christmas Candle – Secret Santa Gift

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£13.95

Our ‘Merry Fucking Christmas’ Candle is the perfect for anyone who embraces the spirit of Christmas with a touch of humour and a whole lot of heart!
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Merry Fucking Candle

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Funny Wedding Gift Candle, Congratulations On Your Wedding, It’s About ……… Time Candle, Joke, Sweary Candle Wedding Gift for Couple

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£13.95

Our ‘Congratulations On Your Wedding Day, It’s About F***ing Time’ candles are crafted with care and infused with a scent as sweet as your enduring love (and your stubbornness).

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Wedding Candle

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Merry Christmas Bitch Funny Candle

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£13.95

Introducing our Merry Christmas Bitch Funny Candle, a delightfully funny gift that captures the spirit of Christmas with a playful twist.

Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Merry C Bitch Candle

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Funny Christmas Candle – I’m The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List

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£13.95

This funny christmas candle features the playful text I’m The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List. Scented with warm vanilla, this glass jar candle makes an ideal stocking filler or secret Santa gift.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Naughty List Candle

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Funny Friendship Gift Candle with Burn Your House Down Label

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£13.95

Funny Friendship Gift Candle featuring a humorous quote label. Poured with plant-based wax and scented with vanilla, it makes a lighthearted birthday or Christmas present for best friends.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Burn House Candle

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We’re Sorry You’re Leaving Funny Work Colleague Scented Candle

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£13.95

This We’re Sorry You’re Leaving funny work colleague scented candle features a joke label with vanilla fragrance, making a humorous farewell present for coworkers, team members, and bosses.

Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: We're Sorry You're Leaving Candle

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