Product Description
Surprise a close friend with this Rude Friendship Gift Candle. Featuring an explicit quote label that reads “Our Friendship is Like a Candle, If You Forget Me, I’ll Burn Your F***ing House Down”, this humorous wax candle offers a lighthearted present for best friends, family members, or colleagues who appreciate direct humour.
Why You Will Love It
This scented wax candle combines a cheeky printed message with a choice of two sizes to suit your preference. The medium option offers a burn time of up to 20 hours, while the large version burns for up to 40 hours. Each candle is handmade to order and wrapped in tissue paper, with an optional gift box available at checkout to simplify gift-giving. Scent options include vanilla or white linen, subject to current stock availability.
Personalisation
This product is supplied with the fixed message “Our Friendship is Like a Candle, If You Forget Me, I’ll Burn Your F***ing House Down”. No custom names or text additions are required at checkout.
Product Options & Packaging
This item can be selected in two formats to suit your gifting needs:
- Candle Only: The standalone scented candle supplied with the printed label applied to the jar.
- Candle with Gift Box: The finished candle packaged inside a branded presentation box ready for gifting.
Product Details
- Dimensions: 8.5cm width x 8.5cm height.
- Label Size: Approximately 8cm wide x 6cm high.
- Burn Time: Approximately 40 hours.
- Wax Composition: Blend of minimum 75% plant-based wax and paraffin wax.
- Wick Material: Cotton and cellulose-based fibers.
- Scent: Vanilla.
- Production Time: Made to order within 1 to 3 working days prior to dispatch.
Perfect For
This humorous joke candle is suitable for best friend birthdays, Christmas presents, anniversary laughs, or general gifting occasions between friends with a bold sense of humour.
How to Order
- Choose your preferred packaging option from the drop-down box.
- Add the product to your basket.
- Proceed to checkout to complete your purchase.
Important Information
- Candle Safety: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught or near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position on a heat-resistant surface. Trim wick to 5 mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame rather than blowing it out. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle and never use liquid to extinguish.
- Natural Variations: Candle colour may vary slightly due to the natural manufacturing process.
- Delivery Estimates: Production takes 1 to 3 working days before dispatch. Standard UK delivery takes 2 to 4 working days after production.

















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