Product Description
Adding a lighthearted twist to romantic celebrations, this funny valentines candle features the bold label phrase “Light Me When You’re Horny”. Designed for couples who enjoy cheeky banter, it offers a playful addition to date nights, anniversaries, or Valentine’s Day. Each candle is fragranced with a warm vanilla scent that fills the room, creating an inviting backdrop for evening relaxation while bringing humour to bedside tables or living spaces.
Why You Will Love It
Romance does not always need to be formal, and a cheeky joke candle offers a lighthearted way to celebrate relationships. The straightforward jar design pairs simple styling with a humorous prompt that brings laughter to date nights at home. Formulated with a wax blend and cotton wick, it delivers a steady burn for cozy evenings. Available with an optional branded presentation box, it provides a complete gift ready to present to your partner.
Product Options & Packaging
This item can be selected in two formats to suit your gifting preference:
- Candle Only: The standalone scented candle supplied with the printed label applied to the jar.
- Candle with Gift Box: The finished candle packaged inside a branded presentation box ready for gifting.
Product Details
- Dimensions: 8.5cm width x 8.5cm height.
- Label Size: Approximately 8cm wide x 6cm high.
- Burn Time: Approximately 40 hours.
- Wax Composition: Blend of minimum 75% plant-based wax and paraffin wax.
- Wick Material: Cotton and cellulose-based fibers.
- Scent: Vanilla.
- Production Time: Made to order within 1 to 3 working days prior to dispatch.
Perfect For
This cheeky candle works well for several romantic occasions and recipients:
Valentine’s Day
A humorous alternative or addition to traditional Valentine’s Day gifts for husbands, wives, boyfriends, or girlfriends.
Anniversaries & Date Nights
A playful present to light during evening movie marathons or anniversary dinners at home.
Christmas & Cheeky Surprises
A fun stocking filler or informal gift for partners who appreciate witty banter and playful romance.
How to Order
- Select your preferred packaging option (Candle Only or Candle with Gift Box).
- Add the item to your basket and proceed to checkout.
Important Information
- Candle Safety: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between burning candles. Do not burn on or near anything that can catch fire, in draughts, or near heat sources. Place upright on a heat-resistant surface. Trim the wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame rather than blowing it out. Keep the wax pool clear of debris. Do not move a burning candle and never use liquid to extinguish.
- Manufacturing Variations: Candle shade may vary slightly due to the natural manufacturing process.
- Delivery Times: Production takes 1 to 3 working days. Estimated delivery times are 2 to 4 working days for the UK, 3 to 5 working days for Europe, and 5 to 15 working days for the rest of the world. Total fulfillment time equals production time plus shipping time.
- Customs Delays: International deliveries may be subject to additional delays during customs processing in destination countries.


















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