Funny Candles – Sarcastic, Novelty & Personalised Candle Gifts

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Funny 30th Birthday Candle for Women with Expired Twenties Label to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny 30th Birthday Candle for Women with Expired Twenties Label

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£13.95

A vanilla scented candle featuring a witty label about turning thirty. Created as a humorous milestone gift for a friend, sister or colleague, available with an optional gift box.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SL20Expired

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Funny Birthday Candle for Men with Miserable Old Bastard Label to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny Birthday Candle for Men with Miserable Old Bastard Label

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£13.95

A vanilla-scented jar candle featuring the hilarious “Smells Like You’re a Miserable Old Bastard” label. Features up to 40 hours burn time and an optional branded presentation gift box.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLMiserableOldB

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Smells Like Its Not My Problem Retirement Candle to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Smells Like Its Not My Problem Retirement Candle

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£13.95

Bring a smile to their retirement celebration with a humorous vanilla scented candle. Featuring the phrase Smells Like Its Not My Problem, it makes a fun gift for departing colleagues or friends
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLNYPRetirement

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Sorry Still No Grandkids Funny Candle Gift to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Sorry Still No Grandkids Funny Candle Gift

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£13.95

This funny jar candle features the cheeky quote label ‘Sorry, Still No Grandkids But Here’s A Candle’ alongside a vanilla scent, offering a humorous gift for parents.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Still No GKIDS

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Funny 30th Birthday Candle Thirty and Fabulous to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny 30th Birthday Candle Thirty and Fabulous

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£13.95

Celebrate a landmark occasion with this funny 30th birthday candle printed with “Thirty & Fucking Fabulous”. Infused with a warm vanilla scent, it makes an ideal milestone birthday gift.

Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: 30 FAB CANDLE

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Smells Like You’re a Maid of Honour Scented Candle to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Smells Like You’re a Maid of Honour Scented Candle

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£13.95

Ask your best friend to stand by your side with this funny maid of honour candle featuring a cheeky slogan label and a warm vanilla fragrance. Made to order.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLMOH Candle

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Light When You Want Me Naked Funny Candle for Him to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Light When You Want Me Naked Funny Candle for Him

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£13.95

A cheeky wax candle featuring a bold, playful message. Designed as a humorous romantic gift for your boyfriend or husband, available with an optional gift box.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: LightMeWhenNaked

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Funny Handful Candle Gift for Him to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny Handful Candle Gift for Him

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£13.95

This funny gift for him candle features a cheeky printed quote and a soothing vanilla scent. It makes a practical, humorous anniversary or birthday gift for your boyfriend or husband.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Handful Two Hands Candle

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Best B*tches Are Born in March Candle – Funny March Birthday Gift to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Best B*tches Are Born in March Candle – Funny March Birthday Gift

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£13.95

Funny March Birthday Candle, Gift for Sister, Best Friend Gift, Custom Candle Gift, Birthday Gift, Personalised Birthday Gift, Zodiac Gift
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Bitches March

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Light Me When The Cat Shits Funny Candle Gift to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Light Me When The Cat Shits Funny Candle Gift

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£13.95

This humorous jar candle features the label text ‘Light Me When The Cat Shits’ and a rich vanilla fragrance, offering a funny and practical gift for cat owners.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: LMW Cat Shits Candle

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Nanny Birthday Present, Funny Mothers Day Gift For Nanny, Nanny Gift Ideas, Scented Candle, Smells Like You’re The Best Nanny Candle to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Nanny Birthday Present, Funny Mothers Day Gift For Nanny, Nanny Gift Ideas, Scented Candle, Smells Like You’re The Best Nanny Candle

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£13.95

Smells Like You’re the Best Nanny – Heartfelt & Funny Scented Candle Gift!
Finding the perfect Nanny Birthday Present for your beloved nanny can feel like an impossible task—after all, how do you show appreciation for someone who fills your life with endless love, warmth, and cookies? Enter our “Smells Like You’re the Best Nanny” Funny Scented Candle—a delightful blend of humour and heart that will make her birthday, Mother’s Day, or any special occasion truly unforgettable. Imagine her face lighting up with joy (and maybe a little tear of happiness) as she opens this thoughtful, cheeky candle that celebrates her like the superhero she is.

This Funny Mothers Day Gift For Nanny candle is a gesture of gratitude that keeps on giving. Because when someone fills your world with so much love, don’t they deserve something that smells as amazing as they are?

Our cheeky Smells Like You’re the Best Nanny Candle is handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

Please note: Please choose from drop down box for
Smells Like You’re the Best Nanny, label only,
Smells Like You’re the Best Nanny, candle with label
Smells Like You’re the Best Nanny, candle with label and gift box.

Available in 2 sizes:

Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm h x H 8cm

Large:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dimensions: 8.5cm w x 8.5cm h

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: vanilla or white linen (stock dependent)

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
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UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SMBestNanny

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Light Me When The Cat Farts Funny Candle Gift to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Light Me When The Cat Farts Funny Candle Gift

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£13.95

This humorous jar candle features the label text ‘Light Me When The Cat Farts’ and a rich vanilla fragrance, offering a funny and practical gift for cat owners.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: LMWCatFarts Candle

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Funny New Mum Candle with Joke Sleep Message to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny New Mum Candle with Joke Sleep Message

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£13.95

A humorous scented candle featuring a bold statement label about needing sleep. Suitable for new mothers, baby showers, and expecting parents.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLNeedFSleep

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Funny Dog Candle Light Me When The Dog Shits to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny Dog Candle Light Me When The Dog Shits

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£13.95

Bring humor to any pet lover’s home with this funny dog candle featuring the cheeky message “Light Me When The Dog Shits”. Vanilla scented with optional gift boxing.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: LMWDogShits

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Funny Mum Scented Candle with Thank You For Sharing Your DNA Label to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny Mum Scented Candle with Thank You For Sharing Your DNA Label

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£13.95

A cheeky vanilla scented candle featuring the “Mum Thank You For Sharing Your DNA. Now We’re Both Bitches” label. Ideal for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or humorous everyday gifting.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Mum DNA Sharing

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Funny Mothers Day Candle with Sweary Quote to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny Mothers Day Candle with Sweary Quote

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£13.95

A vanilla-scented jar candle featuring a humorous and cheeky quote label for mums. Offers up to 40 hours burn time and an optional presentation gift box.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Mum Right

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Funny Mortgage Wanker Candle Housewarming Gift to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny Mortgage Wanker Candle Housewarming Gift

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£13.95

Bring humour to new homeowners with this funny housewarming candle. Featuring a cheeky label, it makes an ideal moving gift for friends with optional gift boxing available.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLMortgageWanker

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Personalised Scented Candle with Custom Message Label to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Personalised Scented Candle with Custom Message Label

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£14.95

Create a bespoke gift with this personalised scented candle. Customised with your own message or text label, this vanilla glass jar candle offers up to 40 hours burn time.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: CUSTOM CANDLE - PERSONALSIED

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New Beginnings Scented Candle Gift to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

New Beginnings Scented Candle Gift

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£13.95

This uplifting jar candle features the label message ‘Smells Like New Beginnings’ and a rich vanilla fragrance, providing a thoughtful gift for celebrating new jobs, new homes, and fresh starts.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLNewBeginings

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Personalised Name Definition Candle with Scent Options – Aromatherapy Soya Candle to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Personalised Name Definition Candle with Scent Options – Aromatherapy Soya Candle

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£14.47

Create a custom 200g soy wax aromatherapy candle featuring a personalised name and funny definitions. Hand poured in small batches with pure essential oils and a free gift box.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: UASC Name Definition Candle

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Personalised Pet Memorial Candle with Name to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Personalised Pet Memorial Candle with Name

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£14.95

Honour the memory of a beloved cat or dog with this personalised pet memorial candle. Customised with your pet’s name, it provides a comforting, gentle tribute during times of loss.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: PetMemorialCandle - PERSONALISED

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No Words Just Hugs Sympathy Candle with Gift Box to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

No Words Just Hugs Sympathy Candle with Gift Box

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£13.95

This thinking of you candle features a comforting message on the front label and a soothing vanilla scent. Supplied individually or with a gift box, it provides gentle support during difficult times.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: NoWordsJustHugs

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Funny 40th Birthday Candle Your Thirties Have Expired to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny 40th Birthday Candle Your Thirties Have Expired

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£13.95

Celebrate a milestone occasion with this funny 40th birthday candle printed with “Your Thirties Have Expired”. Featuring a soothing vanilla scent, it is an ideal gift for friends or family.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SL30Expired

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Funny Sister Birthday Candle Best Fucking Sister Ever to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny Sister Birthday Candle Best Fucking Sister Ever

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£13.95

This funny sister birthday candle features the bold text Best Fucking Sister Ever. Scented with warm vanilla, this glass jar candle makes a hilarious gift for birthdays or Christmas.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: FING SISTER

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Fifty & Fabulous Funny 50th Birthday Candle to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Fifty & Fabulous Funny 50th Birthday Candle

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£13.95

This Fifty & Fabulous funny 50th birthday candle features a novelty label with vanilla fragrance, making a humorous milestone gift for friends, family, or partners celebrating their 50th birthday.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: 50 FAB Candle

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Funny 21st Birthday Candle Twenty One and Fabulous to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny 21st Birthday Candle Twenty One and Fabulous

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£13.95

Celebrate a landmark occasion with this funny 21st birthday candle featuring the message “Twenty One & Fabulous”. Infused with a vanilla fragrance, it makes an ideal milestone birthday gift.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: 21 FAB CANDLE

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Funny 50th Birthday Candle for Women with Expired Forties Label to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny 50th Birthday Candle for Women with Expired Forties Label

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£13.95

A vanilla scented candle featuring a witty label about reaching fifty. Created as a humorous milestone birthday gift for a sister, friend or work colleague, with optional gift box.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SL40Expired, Candle

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Sixty & Fabulous Funny 60th Birthday Candle to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Sixty & Fabulous Funny 60th Birthday Candle

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£13.95

This Sixty & Fabulous funny 60th birthday candle features a novelty label with vanilla fragrance, making a humorous milestone gift for friends, family, or partners celebrating their 60th birthday.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: 60 FAB Candle

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Funny Thank You for Being My Unpaid Therapist Candle to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny Thank You for Being My Unpaid Therapist Candle

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£13.95

This funny thank you candle features a humorous quote about unpaid therapy and a pleasant vanilla scent. It makes a thoughtful and lighthearted gift for best friends or coworkers.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Unpaid Therapist Candle

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My Favourite Child Gave Me This Candle – Funny Gift For Mum to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

My Favourite Child Gave Me This Candle – Funny Gift For Mum

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£13.95

Bring a smile to her face with a humorous vanilla scented candle. Featuring the cheeky text My Favourite Child Gave Me This, it makes a fun gift for mum.

Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Child Gave Candle

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Personalised Christmas Aromatherapy Candle Gift, Personalised Gifts for Her, Merry Christmas Any Name Candle, Custom Christmas Tree Candle to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Personalised Christmas Aromatherapy Candle Gift, Personalised Gifts for Her, Merry Christmas Any Name Candle, Custom Christmas Tree Candle

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Personalised Christmas Aromatherapy Candle Gift, Personalised Gifts for Her, Merry Christmas Any Name Candle, Custom Christmas Tree Candle
These Personalised Christmas Aromatherapy Candle For Her are a handmade item that takes 1-3 days to create

A thoughtful Personalised gift for her, these Custom Christmas Tree Candles with Christmas Tree Design make the perfect gifts for your friends and loved ones.

Want to send a unique gift this year, this lovely Merry Christmas Any Name Candle, apothecary jar candle can be personalised with the name and short personalised message. Arriving beautifully presented with a lid and available in it’s own gift box.

The perfect way to say Merry Christmas

Personalised Candles Scents:
Clary Sage and Peppermint
Peppermint and Clove
Lavender and Fennel
Rosemary
Yang Yang & Patchouli
Lavender and Geranium

🕯️ Soy Wax Aromatherapy Candle (200g)
🕯️ Up to 40 hours burn time
🕯️ Pure Essential Oils
🕯️ Hand poured
🕯️ Vegan
🕯️ With lid

Our Aromatherapy Candles are made with Pure Essential Oils and Natural Soy Wax to enchant and delight your senses. Nothing more nothing less… so Natural, so Pure, so Vegan 🙂 Combinations of pure oils that all work well together to stimulate clear thinking, relaxation, energy, happiness and much more. Slowly and delicately the aroma will rise while burning the candle and fill any room with a truly aromatherapeutic fragrance. The classic and modern shape of amber glass jar will compliment any home or office décor. Each candle is hand poured in small batches and lasts up to 40 hours of burn time.

How to Personalise:
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> Select the Scent and with or without gift box
> Select the main message
> Please add your personalised message – up to 50 chars inc spaces and punctuation .
> Please ensure check all spellings etc before you place your order.

Production Times:
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> All of our items take up to 3 working days to create.
> Once the item is shipped, you’ll receive an email from Etsy. If you selected a trackable service this email will provide the tracking details.
> You’ll be able to upgrade to a faster delivery at checkout – Please note this won’t speed up the production time.

Standard Delivery Times:
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UK: Typically 2-4 Working Days
Europe: Typically 3-7 Working Days
USA: Typically 5-10 Working Days
ROW: Typically 5-12 Working Days

These delivery times are estimates and not guarantees. Faster delivery options available at checkout.

Candle colour may vary slightly due to the natural materials used in the manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #:

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Personalised Photo Candle with Custom Message to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Personalised Photo Candle with Custom Message

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£14.47

Create a thoughtful custom gift with a personalised photo candle featuring your own photograph and chosen text. Ideal for birthdays, Mother’s Day, Christmas, or special family keepsakes.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: UASC Candle inc Box

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Personalised Photo Soy Wax Aromatherapy Candle with Custom Message to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Personalised Photo Soy Wax Aromatherapy Candle with Custom Message

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£14.47

A personalised photo soy wax aromatherapy candle hand-poured with pure essential oils. Customise with your chosen image and message. Includes a free gift box and reusable amber glass jar.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: UASC PHOTO Candle 2 inc Box

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Happy Father’s Day Candle, Dad Gift, Scented Candle, Funny Candle, Fathers Day, Gift for Daddy, Father’s Day Gift, Dad Fart, Gift for Him to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Happy Father’s Day Candle, Dad Gift, Scented Candle, Funny Candle, Fathers Day, Gift for Daddy, Father’s Day Gift, Dad Fart, Gift for Him

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£13.95

Handmade Item
Made To Order

These are a hand made item that takes 1-3 days to create.

Our fun wax candles make hilarious gifts for your dad on FATHER’S DAY.

The words on this fun candle read “Happy Father’s Day Light When You Fart” or (Poop if you prefer), secented with the yummy frangrance of vanilla and waffles and a cute hamster design.

Our scented candles arrive beautifully wrapped in tissue paper making them the perfet gift for Dad.

Scent: This lovely candle smells of vanilla and waffles
Burn time approx. 25 hours.
Height 7.5 cm
Width 6.5 cm

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural materials used in the manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #:

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Wedding Gift- Wedding Candle- Wedding- Personalised Wedding Gift- Personalised Candle- Wedding Gift for Couple- Couples with Gift Box to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Wedding Gift- Wedding Candle- Wedding- Personalised Wedding Gift- Personalised Candle- Wedding Gift for Couple- Couples with Gift Box

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£13.95

Our Wedding Gift Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
Introducing our fabulously Funny candle Collection. A HUMOROUS wax Wedding Candle with the words ‘Congratulations On Your Wedding Its About Fucking Time’. These fun Scented Candle Gift Set are the perfect Funny Wedding Gifts

A Funny Gifts For Couples on their Wedding day. Our fun candles have a lovely vanilla scent. Our scented candles arrive beautifully wrapped in tissue paper making them a beautiful Funny Wedding Gift.

Please note: Please choose from drop down box for size of joke candle or with gift box.

Funny Gift Candle are available in 2 sizes:

Medium:
Burn time up to 29 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cm
Width 6.5 cm

Large:
Burn time approx. 40 hours.
Dimensions: 9cm x 9cm

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: This Congratulations On Your Wedding Its About Fucking Time smells of vanilla

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
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UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural materials used in the manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: CongratsOnYouWeddingDay

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Personalised Bridesmaid Gift Candle, Bridesmaid Proposal Gift, Bridesmaid Gift, Bridesmaid Box, Personalised Bridesmaid Gifts to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Personalised Bridesmaid Gift Candle, Bridesmaid Proposal Gift, Bridesmaid Gift, Bridesmaid Box, Personalised Bridesmaid Gifts

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Personalised Bridesmaid Gift Candle, handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
Printed on a classic white label, with black font letters.

Wedding Gift, Bridesmaid Gift, Bridesmaid Candle, Proposal Gift, Be my Bridesmaid, Be my Maid of Honour.

Introducing our fabulously new Personalised Bridesmaid Gifts. A lovely wax candle with the words WILL YOU BE MY Bridesmaid, Chief Bridesmaid, Maid of Honour, Matron of Honour, Flower Girl or other ( max 16 characters including spaces and special characters) ready for you to personalise with the name of your bridesmaid, your names and your wedding date.

This Bridesmaid Proposal Gift is the perfect Bridesmaid Gift to celebrate your wedding.

A wonderful gift for your bridesmaids or add with some other gifts to your Bridesmaid Box or Bags

Our bridesmaid candles have a lovely vanilla scent. Arriving beautifully wrapped in tissue paper making them the perfect Personalised Bridesmaid Gift.

Please note: Please choose from drop down box for size of candle with or with gift box.

Please add the name exactly how you want us to print.

Will you Be My is fixed

Candles are available in 2 sizes:

Scented Candle

Medium:
Medium:
Burn time up to 29 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cm

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: vanilla

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How to Order
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1) Select the role
2) Select label only, candle or candle with box
3) In the personalisation area add the recipient’s name, the names of the Bride & Groom and the date e.g.
Samantha / Sam & James 28.02.2022

PLEASE NOTE:

All text is upper case other than the recipient’s name

Estimated Delivery Times
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UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural materials used in the manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: WillYouMyBM

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Teacher Gift Candle, Thank You For Being A Brilliant Teacher to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Teacher Gift Candle, Thank You For Being A Brilliant Teacher

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£13.95

A lovely Teacher Gift Candle with the working ‘Thank You For Being A Brilliant Teacher’.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: TYBrilliantTeacher Candle

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Sensual Candle: A Candle Is Like An Orgasm, One Is Never Enough – Funny Gift for Her to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Sensual Candle: A Candle Is Like An Orgasm, One Is Never Enough – Funny Gift for Her

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£13.95

Indulge in the sensual ambiance of our “A Candle Is Like An Orgasm, One Is Never Enough” candle.

Please select from the following :
Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: OrgasmOneNeverEnough

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Rude Scented Candle with Funny Quote for Her to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Rude Scented Candle with Funny Quote for Her

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£13.95

This rude scented candle features a cheeky adult quote label reading ‘When It’s Lit Lick The Clit’ and a sweet vanilla fragrance, creating a hilarious gift for female partners and friends.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Lick Clit Candle

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Don’t Touch A F*cking Thing Funny Scented Candle to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Don’t Touch A F*cking Thing Funny Scented Candle

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£13.95

Add humour to your space with this vanilla scented candle featuring a bold slogan. Ideal for keeping hands off your tidy home or giving as a funny gift.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Tidy House

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Better To Be Full Of Wine Funny Wine Candle to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Better To Be Full Of Wine Funny Wine Candle

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£13.95

Bring humour to your home with this vanilla scented candle featuring a witty wine slogan. Suitable for wine enthusiasts, relaxation, or gifting to a friend.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Full Of Wine Candle

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Funny Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper Candle to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper Candle

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£13.95

Bring humour to relaxation time with this funny joke candle featuring the hilarious phrase You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper. Available in two sizes with sweet scents.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Relax Ugly Stripper

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Funny Rude Candle with My Last F Printed Label to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny Rude Candle with My Last F Printed Label

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£13.95

This funny rude candle features a cheeky printed message and a soothing vanilla scent. Supplied individually or with an optional gift box, it makes a memorable novelty present.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Last Fuck Candle

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Funny Candle – Keep It Lit If You Took a Shit to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny Candle – Keep It Lit If You Took a Shit

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£13.95

Illuminate your space with our cheeky “Keep It Lit, if You Took a Shit” candle, designed to add a touch of humour to any bathroom.

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Medium candle £11.97
Medium candle with gift box £13.97
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Lit Shit Candle

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Home Is Where My Plants Die Funny Candle Gift to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Home Is Where My Plants Die Funny Candle Gift

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£13.95

Funny Candle, Home Is Where My Plants Die Scented Candle. This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Gift For Friends and loved ones.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Home Plants Candle

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Funny Christmas Candles, Merry F*cking Christmas, Festive Candle to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny Christmas Candles, Merry F*cking Christmas, Festive Candle

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£13.95

Our Merry F*cking Christmas Candle, the ideal gift to spread Christmas Cheer with a dash of humour.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Merry F*cking Candle

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Funny Rude Candle Friendship Gift – Awkward Moments Candle to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny Rude Candle Friendship Gift – Awkward Moments Candle

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Embrace life’s quirks with our Awkward Moments A Bit Like Your Like Candle
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Awkward Moments Candle

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Funny Tinsel Tits Christmas Candle Secret Santa Gift to Pinterest (opens in a new window)

Funny Tinsel Tits Christmas Candle Secret Santa Gift

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Bring laughter to festive celebrations with this funny christmas candle. Featuring a cheeky label and warm vanilla fragrance, it makes an ideal Secret Santa or Christmas gift for friends.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Tinsel Tits

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