Product Description
Marking a move into a new property calls for a celebration, and this funny housewarming candle offers a humorous take on taking on a new mortgage. Designed for friends or family members who appreciate cheeky humour, the candle features a bold label reading “Smells Like a Mortgage Wanker”. It provides a lighthearted way to acknowledge the financial reality of buying a home while adding a conversational decorative accent to living rooms, kitchens, or hallway spaces.
Why You Will Love It
Moving into a new home can be a stressful process, making a playful joke gift a welcome addition to housewarming celebrations. This candle combines clean aesthetics with cheeky text that brings laughter to housewarming parties or informal get-togethers. With options for medium or large jar sizes, as well as an optional gift box, it provides a complete gift solution that is ready to present directly to the new homeowner.
Product Options & Formats
To suit different gifting needs, this item can be ordered in multiple options:
- Label Only: A standalone printed sticker measuring approximately 8cm wide by 6cm high, ideal for applying to your own jar or surface.
- Candle with Label: A scented candle supplied with the printed label pre-applied.
- Candle with Label & Gift Box: A finished candle complete with label, packaged in a presentation box ready for gifting.
Product Details
- Medium Candle Size: 7cm diameter x 8cm height with a burn time of up to 20 hours.
- Large Candle Size: 8.5cm width x 8.5cm height with a burn time of up to 40 hours.
- Label Dimensions: Approximately 8cm wide x 6cm long.
- Scent Options: Fragranced with vanilla or white linen (supplied according to current stock availability).
- Production Time: Made to order within 1 to 3 working days prior to dispatch.
Perfect For
This product serves as an ideal choice for several occasions and recipients:
- First Time Buyers: Celebrate friends or family getting the keys to their first house.
- Housewarming Gatherings: Bring a memorable joke gift to a housewarming party.
- Gifts for Friends: Share a laugh with close colleagues or friends who have recently moved home.
How to Order
- Select your preferred product option from the drop-down menu (Label Only, Candle with Label, or Candle with Label & Gift Box).
- Choose your required candle size if selecting a candle option.
- Add the item to your basket and proceed to checkout.
Important Information
- Candle Safety: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between burning candles. Do not burn on or near anything that can catch fire, in draughts, or near heat sources. Place upright on a heat-resistant surface. Trim the wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Snuff out the flame rather than blowing it out. Keep the wax pool clear of debris. Do not move a burning candle and never use liquid to extinguish.
- Colour Variations: Candle shade may vary slightly due to the manufacturing process.
- Delivery Times: Processing takes 1 to 3 working days. Estimated delivery takes 2 to 4 working days within the UK, 3 to 5 working days for Europe, and 5 to 15 working days for rest of world. Total delivery time equals processing time plus shipping time.
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