Product Description
Our funny birthday candle for men features the cheeky label text “Smells Like You’re a Miserable Old Bastard” to bring humour to any birthday celebration. Designed for dads, husbands, brothers, grandads, stepdads, uncles, or friends who appreciate lighthearted banter, this novelty candle delivers a distinct blend of comedy and practical daily use.
Why You Will Love It
Each candle is crafted from a wax blend containing a minimum of 75% plant-based wax alongside paraffin wax, paired with a cotton and cellulose-based wick to provide a steady burn. Scented with vanilla, this item offers up to 40 hours of burn time. Measuring 8.5cm wide by 8.5cm high, it serves as a substantial joke present for milestone birthdays or general celebrations. You can purchase the candle on its own or choose the gift box option for a complete presentation format ready for gifting.
Product Details
- Dimensions: 8.5cm width x 8.5cm height
- Label Dimensions: Approximately 8cm wide x 6cm high
- Burn Time: Up to 40 hours
- Wax Composition: Blend of minimum 75% plant-based wax and paraffin wax
- Wick Material: Cotton and cellulose-based fibers
- Scent: Vanilla
- Label Text: Smells Like You’re a Miserable Old Bastard
- Production Time: Made to order within 1 to 3 working days prior to dispatch
Product Options & Packaging
Select your preferred format from the available options prior to checkout:
- Candle Only: The standalone scented candle supplied with the printed label applied directly to the glass jar.
- Candle with Gift Box: The finished candle packaged inside a branded presentation box ready for gifting.
Perfect For
This novelty item provides an ideal gift choice for various male recipients and milestone occasions:
- Rude 40th, 50th, 60th, or 70th birthday gift ideas
- Lighthearted presents for dads, stepdads, and grandads
- Humorous birthday options for husbands, brothers, and uncles
- Joke gifts for colleagues and close friends
How to Order
- Select your preferred product format (Candle Only or Candle with Gift Box).
- Add the item to your basket.
- Proceed to checkout and complete your payment details.
Important & Candle Safety Information
- Production & Delivery: Handmade to order in 1 to 3 working days before dispatch. Estimated UK delivery takes 2 to 4 working days following production.
- Candle Colour: Natural manufacturing processes mean candle shade may vary slightly.
- General Safety: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Keep out of reach of children and pets.
- Placement: Place candles upright on a heat-resistant surface. Leave at least 10cm distance between burning candles. Keep away from draughts, heat sources, and flammable materials.
- Wick & Wax Maintenance: Trim the wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Keep the wax pool clear of match debris or cut wick pieces to avoid flaring.
- Extinguishing & Handling: Always snuff out the flame rather than blowing it out. Do not move a burning candle or use liquid to extinguish the flame.
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