Funny personalised candles for people who’d rather laugh than cry: sarcastic birthday candles, “last nerve” candles, engagement, bridesmaid and anniversary candles, and plenty of cheeky milestone gifts. Each one has a bold printed label and can be personalised with a name.
Choose label only, a medium or large scented candle, or add a gift box. Our candles are hand poured and labelled to order in Elland, West Yorkshire, and ready to dispatch within 3 working days.
Questions
What sizes are the candles?
Medium burns for up to 20 hours and large for up to 40 hours. You can also buy the label on its own.
What do they smell like?
Vanilla or white linen, depending on stock; some designs offer a choice of scents.
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Funny Wedding Candle with Sweary Quote
£13.95Add to basketA vanilla-scented jar candle featuring a humorous and sweary wedding quote label. Offers up to 40 hours burn time and an optional branded presentation gift box.
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Rude Friendship Gift Candle with Burn Your House Down Label
£13.95Select optionsRude Friendship Gift Candle featuring a humorous quote label. Handmade to order in two sizes with optional gift packaging, it makes a cheeky birthday or Christmas present for friends.
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Festive Bitch Funny Christmas Candle
£13.95Select optionsBring humour to the holiday season with this funny Christmas candle. Featuring a cheeky Festive Bitch design and a warm vanilla scent, it makes a great secret santa gift.
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Personalised Teacher Candle with Name and Rainbow
£14.95Select optionsScented personalised teacher candle featuring a rainbow design and fixed sentiment quote. Customised with your chosen name and short message, available with optional gift box packaging.
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Mentally I am Out of Office Till January Candle Secret Santa Gift
£10.00Add to basketBring festive humour to the workplace with this mentally i am out of office till january candle. Featuring a cheeky label and vanilla fragrance, it makes a great secret santa gift
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Friends Until We Are Old Candle Best Friend Gift
£13.95Select optionsCelebrate long-standing friendship with this friends until we are old candle. Featuring a funny quote label and warm vanilla fragrance, it makes a thoughtful birthday gift for best friends.
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Funny Valentines Candle for Couples Light Me When You Are Horny
£13.95Add to basketBring laughter to date night with this funny valentines candle. Featuring a cheeky label phrase and a warm vanilla fragrance, it makes an ideal romantic joke gift for partners.
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Funny Teacher Gift Candle with Summer Break Label
£13.95Select optionsFunny Teacher Gift Candle featuring a playful summer break message. Scented with vanilla and poured with plant-based wax, it offers a thoughtful end of term thank you.
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Feeling Festive As Fk Funny Christmas Candle
£13.95Select optionsThis cheeky vanilla scented candle features the slogan Feeling Festive As Fk. Made using a plant-based wax blend, it makes a hilarious Secret Santa gift or stocking filler.
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Funny Secret Santa Scented Candle with Merry Fing Christmas Label
£13.95Select optionsA cheeky vanilla scented candle featuring the “Merry Fing Christmas, Love Your Secret Santa” label. Ideal for office gift exchanges, friends, or amusing festive stocking fillers.
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Funny Merry Christmas You Ho Candle Gift
£13.95Select optionsBring humour to the festive season with this funny Merry Christmas You Ho candle gift. Featuring a warm vanilla scent, it makes a cheeky Secret Santa present for friends.
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All I Want For Christmas Is Peace and Quiet Candle
£13.95Select optionsThis funny Christmas jar candle features the cheeky quote label ‘All I Want For Christmas Is Peace and Quiet’ alongside a soothing vanilla scent, ideal for Secret Santa gifting.
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Here’s To Your Next Chapter Candle
£13.95Select optionsThis scented glass jar candle features the printed quote label ‘Here’s To Your Next Chapter’ with a warm vanilla fragrance, suitable for leaving work and retirement gifts.
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Smells Like I’m the Boss Scented Candle
£13.95Select optionsBring humour to any desk or home with this cheeky vanilla scented candle featuring a bold boss slogan. Made to order with an optional gift box for quick gifting.
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I’m Yours No Refunds Scented Candle
£13.95Add to basketAdd humour to romance with this funny valentines candle featuring a cheeky slogan label and a warm vanilla fragrance. Made to order with an optional branded gift box for easy gifting.
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Smells Like You’re the Best Nanny Scented Candle
£13.95Select optionsShow appreciation with this funny nanny candle featuring a cheeky slogan label and a warm vanilla fragrance.
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Funny May Birthday Candle Gift for Friend
£13.95Select optionsThis funny May birthday candle features a cheeky printed quote and a soothing vanilla scent. It makes a practical, humorous birthday gift for a best friend, sister, or colleague.
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Funny Christmas Candle Smells Like It’s Christmas
£13.95Select optionsThis funny christmas candle features a festive vanilla scent and a humorous label. It makes a practical secret santa gift or stocking filler for friends and family.
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Funny Christmas Candle with Scented Vanilla Jar
£13.95Select optionsBring festive humour to the holiday season with this funny Christmas candle. Featuring a vanilla fragrance, plant-based wax blend, and optional branded gift box, it makes an ideal Secret Santa gift.
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Funny Christmas Candle Merry Christmas From One Grinch To Another
£13.95Select optionsThis funny christmas candle features the caption Merry Christmas From One Grinch To Another. Scented with warm vanilla, this glass jar candle makes a great secret Santa or stocking filler gift.
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Funny Thank You Candle Absolutely Bloody Brilliant
£13.95Add to basketSay a proper thank you with this funny thank you candle featuring the text “Thanks For Being Absolutely Bloody Brilliant”. Fragranced with vanilla and available with an optional gift box.
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Funny Coworker Candle Chance Made Us Coworkers
£13.95Select optionsBrighten up a colleague’s desk with this funny coworker candle featuring the cheeky message “Chance Made Us Coworkers, Bitching Made Us Friends”. Vanilla scented with optional gift box.
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Funny Anniversary Candle Gift for Him
£13.95Select optionsThis funny anniversary candle features a cheeky label reading ‘Smells Like You’re Stuck With Me’ and a vanilla fragrance, creating a humorous gift for boyfriends, husbands, and partners.
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Funny Job Promotion Scented Candle with Joke Swearing Label – Smells Like M’F*ing Promotion
£13.95Select optionsThis funny job promotion scented candle features a swearing label reading ‘Smells Like a MF’ing Promotion’ and a vanilla fragrance, providing a humorous congratulations gift for promoted coworkers and friends.
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You’re So Fabulous Crappy Gift Funny Scented Candle
£13.95Select optionsThis You’re So Fabulous Crappy Gift funny scented candle features a joke label with vanilla fragrance, making a sarcastic birthday or Christmas present for friends, wives, and family.
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Seventy & Fabulous Funny 70th Birthday Candle
£13.95Select optionsThis Seventy & Fabulous funny 70th birthday candle features a novelty label with vanilla fragrance, making a humorous milestone gift for friends, family, or partners celebrating their 70th birthday.
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Funny 60th Birthday Candle for Women with Fifties Expired Label
£13.95Select optionsA humorous milestone birthday candle featuring the phrase “Smells Like Your Fifties Have Expired”. A funny 60th birthday present for female friends, sisters, or family members.
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Funny 40th Birthday Candle with Sweary Message
£13.95Select optionsThis funny 40th birthday candle features a cheeky Forty & Fucking Fabulous message and a warm vanilla fragrance. An ideal milestone birthday gift for a best friend, partner or colleague.
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Part #: 40 FAB Candle -

Personalised Last Nerve Candle
£13.95
Funny Custom Name Gift for Mum or FriendSelect optionsOur personalised last nerve candle with name is a funny custom candle gift for mums, friends and coworkers. Add their name to create a hilarious personalised candle perfect for birthdays, secret Santa or cheeky gifts.
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Last Nerve Personalised Candle – Funny Sarcastic Gift for Friend
£13.95Select optionsOur Last Nerve personalised candle is a funny sarcastic gift for friends or family. Add their name to this cheeky joke candle made with eco soy wax and essential oils.
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Personalised Funny Engagement Candle with Name – Hit the Jackpot
£13.95Select optionsBring humour to an engagement celebration with this vanilla scented candle. Personalised with any name, it features a bold statement design and optional gift box.
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Smells Like You’re a Bridesmaid Candle – Funny Bridesmaid Proposal Gift
£13.95Select optionsOur Smells Like You’re a Bridesmaid candle is a funny bridesmaid proposal gift. Perfect for proposal boxes, hen parties and bride tribe gifts. Handmade scented candle with optional gift box.
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Part #: SL Bridesmaid Candle -

Smells Like You’re Engaged Candle
£13.95
Funny Engagement Gift for CouplesSelect optionsFunny, Smells Like You’re Engaged Scented Candle, Engaged Couple Gift, Engagement Gift For Her/Him, You’re Engaged Gift
The Perfect Engagement Gift – Ideal for engaged couples, newly engaged besties, or even yourself.
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Funny 30th Birthday Candle for Friends and Family
£13.95Select optionsA humorous milestone candle featuring the phrase “Honestly, You Still Look 29 From a Distance”. A funny 30th birthday present for friends, partners, or family members.
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Part #: Look 29 Candle -

Lucky Son of a B*tch Candle – Funny Personalised Engagement Gift
£13.95Select optionsOur Lucky Son of a B*tch candle is a funny personalised engagement candle gift for couples or newly engaged friends. A cheeky novelty candle with up to 40 hour burn time.
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Best B*tches Are Born in May Candle – Funny Birthday Gift for Best Friend
£13.95Select optionsOur Best B*tches Are Born in May candle is a funny May birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. A cheeky novelty birthday candle with up to 40 hour burn time.
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Best B*tches Are Born in April Candle – Funny April Birthday Gift
£13.95Select optionsOur Best B*tches Are Born in April candle is a funny April birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. A cheeky novelty birthday candle with up to 40 hour burn time.
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Part #: Bitches April -

Best B*tches Are Born in July Candle – Funny July Birthday Gift
£13.95Select optionsOur Best B*tches Are Born in July candle is a funny July birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. A cheeky novelty birthday candle with up to 40 hour burn time.
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Part #: Bitches July Candle -

Best B*tches Are Born in June Candle – Funny June Birthday Gift
£13.95Select optionsOur Best B*tches Are Born in June candle is a funny June birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. A cheeky novelty birthday candle with up to 40 hour burn time.
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Part #: Bitches June -

Best B*tches Are Born in November Candle – Funny November Birthday Gift
£13.95Select optionsOur Best B*tches Are Born in November candle is a funny November birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. A cheeky novelty birthday candle with up to 40 hour burn time.
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Part #: Bitches Nov Candle -

Best B*tches Are Born in September Candle – Funny September Birthday Gift
£13.95Select optionsOur Best B*tches Are Born in September candle is a funny September birthday candle designed for best friends, sisters and coworkers. This cheeky novelty birthday gift adds humour and warmth to their celebration, with a relaxing vanilla scent and up to 40 hours of burn time.
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Part #: BestBitchesSept -

Best B*tches Are Born in August Candle – Funny August Birthday Gift
£13.95Select optionsOur Best B*tches Are Born in August candle is a funny August birthday candle gift designed for best friends, sisters or coworkers. This cheeky novelty birthday candle brings humour and personality to their special day while filling the room with a relaxing vanilla scent and up to 40 hours burn time.
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Part #: Bitches Aug -

Best B*tches Are Born in October Candle – Funny October Birthday Gift
£13.95Select optionsOur Best B*tches Are Born in October candle is a funny October birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. This cheeky novelty birthday candle adds humour, personality and a relaxing vanilla scent to their celebration, with up to 40 hours of cosy candlelight.
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Part #: Bitches Oct Candle -

Light Me When The Dog Farts Candle – Funny Gift for Dog Mum
£13.95Select optionsOur Light Me When The Dog Farts candle is a hilarious funny dog lover gift for dog mums, dog dads and pet parents. This cheeky novelty candle celebrates life with dogs while filling the room with a relaxing vanilla scent and up to 40 hours burn time.
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Best B*tches Are Born in February Candle – Funny February Birthday Gift
£13.95Select optionsOur Best B*tches Are Born in February candle is a funny February birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. This cheeky novelty birthday candle adds humour, personality and a warm vanilla scent to their celebration, with up to 40 hours of cosy candlelight.
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Part #: Bitches Feb Candle -

Best B*tches Are Born in January Candle – Funny January Birthday Gift
£13.95Select optionsOur Best B*tches Are Born in January candle is a funny January birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. This cheeky novelty birthday candle adds humour, personality and a warm vanilla scent to their celebration, with up to 40 hours of cosy candlelight.
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Part #: Bitches Jan Candle -

Best B*tches Are Born in December Candle – Funny December Birthday Gift
£13.95Select optionsOur Best B*tches Are Born in December candle is a funny December birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. This cheeky novelty birthday candle adds humour, personality and a cosy vanilla scent, with up to 40 hours of relaxing candlelight.
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Part #: Bitches Dec Candle -

Funny 30th Birthday Candle for Women with Expired Twenties Label
£13.95Select optionsA vanilla scented candle featuring a witty label about turning thirty. Created as a humorous milestone gift for a friend, sister or colleague, available with an optional gift box.
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Part #: SL20Expired