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Joke Candle, A Candle for Awkward Moments, A Bit Like Your Life, Funny Candle Gift

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Our Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take up to 3 days to create.

A HUMOROUS wax candle with the words ‘ A candle for awkward moments, a bit like your life’ . This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Gift For Friends and loved ones. A great joke gift for him and her.
Brand: | Part #: Awkward Moments Candle
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Funny Candle, Our Friendship is Like a candle, If you forget me, I’ll burn your fucking house down Candle

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Our Joke Scented candles are Handmade Made To Order and take up to 3 days to create.

Introducing our fabulously fun new rude Candle Collection. A HUMOROUS wax candle with the words ‘ Our Friendship is Like a candle, If you forget me, I’ll burn your fucking house down’.
Brand: | Part #: Burn Fing House Candle
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Funny candle, Joke Candle, Tinsel Tits Candle, Scented Candle Gift Set, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift for Her, Funny Candle, Quirky Gift

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Our Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

A funny candle with the words ‘Calm Down Tinsel Tits’. This funny Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Secret Santa Gift For Friends and loved ones. Our fun candles have a yummy vanilla and cookie scent.
Brand: | Part #: Tinsel Tits
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Funny Candle, Joke Candle, Light Me When You Want A Blow Job Candle

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Our Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take up to 3 days to create.

Introducing our fabulously fun new Joke Candle Collection. A HUMOROUS wax candle with the words ‘Light Me When You Want A Blow Job’. This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Gift For Him. A Fun Christmas Gift for Him. Our Rude Candles have a yummy vanilla scent.
Brand: | Part #: Blow Job Candle
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Personalised Bridesmaid Candle, Thank You Bridesmaid Gift, Thank You Maid of Honour Gift, Personalised Flower Girl Gift, Personalised Candle

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Our Personalised Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
Introducing our fabulously fun new Personalised Bridesmaid Candle. A lovely wax candle with the words Thank You Bridesmaid, Thank You Maid of Honour, Thank You Flower Girl, ready for you to personalise with the name of your bridesmaid/maid of honour/flower girl and your wedding date. This Thank You Bridesmaid Gift is the perfect Gift for your wedding.

A great gift for your bridesmaid. Our Personalised candles have a yummy vanilla and cookie scent. Our scented candles arrive beautifully wrapped in tissue paper making them the perfect Personalised Thank You Bridesmaid Gift, Thank You Maid of Honour Gift and Thank You Flower Girl Gift.

Please note: Please choose from drop down box the size of candle with or without a gift box and the wording you require.

Please add the name exactly how you want us to print.

Candles are available in 2 sizes:

Scented Candle

Medium:
Burn time approx. 25 hours.
Height 7.5 cm
Width 6.5 cm

Large:
Burn time approx. 40 hours.
Height 9 cm
Width 9 cm

Scent: vanilla and cookies

PLEASE NOTE:

Thank You Bridesmaid Gift, Thank You Maid of Honour Gift and Thank You Flower Girl is fixed and in capitals.

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
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UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.
Brand: https://www.lizzielane.com | Part #: thank you_name_message
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Funny candles, Joke Candle, Mum’s Smelly Candle, Scented Candle Gift Set, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift for Him, Funny Christmas Gifts

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£5.79 – £23.99

Our Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

A funny candle with the name of your choice. The perfect Funny Gift For Friends and loved ones beautifully wrapped in tissue paper making them a beautiful Secret Santa Gift for women and men alike.

Please add the name exactly how you want us to print including or not including ‘s e.g Sarah’s

Please Note: the words ‘Smelly Candle’ is fixed.
Brand: | Part #: Name Smelly Candle
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Personalised Funny Candle, The NAME OF YOUR CHOICE Family Love Christmas So Much They Could.. With Gift Box

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£2.79

Our Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
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Christmas Gift Candle Collection. A funny Christmas candle with the words ‘The .. Family Love Christmas So Much They Could Shit Tinsel’. This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Gift For Friends and loved ones. A great Personalised candle gift for your friends.
Brand: | Part #: F_Name Xmas Candle
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Engagement Candle, Funny Engagement Gifts, Scented Candle Gift Set, Joke Engagement Gifts, Candles, Funny candles, Joke Candle, Rude Candle

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Our Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

A funny candle with the words ‘Congratulations on your engagement it’s about fucking time’. This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Joke Engagement Gift. A great Engagement Gift for the happy couple.
Brand: | Part #: Engagement
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I Hate Everybody Except You Candle, Funny Candle, Scented Candle, Secret Santa Gift, Gift for Him, Gift for Her, Funny Gift For Friends

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Our Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

This fun Scented Candle Gift with the words ‘I Hate Everybody Except You’ is the perfect Funny Gift For Friends and loved ones. Our fun candles have a yummy vanilla and cookie scent.
Brand: | Part #: I Hate Candle
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Scented candle, funny candle, friendship gift, candle, fun gift for men, gift for dad, funny gift for her, Joke gift, I Miss You Candle Gift

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£5.79 – £24.99

Our Fun Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

A funny wax candle with the words ‘I miss You Like An Idiot Misses The Point’. This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Gift For Friends and loved ones. A funny gift for her or him.
Brand: | Part #: I Miss You Idiot
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You’re So Fabulous Candle, Best Friend Gift, Funny Gift Present For Friend, Scented Candle, Christmas Gift for Him, Funny Christmas, Candle

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£5.79 – £24.99

Our You’re So Fabulous Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

A funny candle with the words ‘Your So Fabulous That’s Why I got You This Crappy Gift’. This Candle Gift is the perfect funny Gift Present For Friends and loved ones, guaranteeing a Funny Christmas.
Brand: | Part #: So Fabulous
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Gifts For Her, Funny candle, Santa’s Favourite Ho Joke Candle, Scented Candle, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift, Candle, Friendship Gift

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Our Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

Introducing our fabulously fun new Joke Candle Collection. A HUMOROUS wax candle with the words ‘Santa’s Favourite Ho’. This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Christmas Gift For Friends and loved ones
Brand: | Part #: Santa Ho Candle
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Funny candles, Merry Fucking Christmas Candle, Candle, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift for Best Friend, Funny Christmas Gifts, Joke Candle

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£5.79 – £24.99

Our Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

Introducing our funny Candle Collection. A HUMOROUS wax candle with the words ‘Merry Fucking Christmas’ .
Brand: | Part #: Merry Fucking Candle
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Thank You Teacher Candle, Personalised Scented Large Jar Candle, Teacher Appreciation Gift

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£12.97

This is a handmade item that takes 1-3 days to create.

A thoughtful teacher’s gift, this Personalised Thank You Teacher Candle with sweet rainbow and love heart design makes the perfect gift for your child’s favourite teacher.
Brand: | Part #: BIG CANDLE TEACH RAINBOW
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Personalised Teacher Candle, Name of Your Choice You’re A Star Candle

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£7.99

These are a hand made item that takes 1-3 days to create.

The words on this fabulous personalised candle read “(YOUR TEACHERS NAME) You’re A Star with the yummy scent of vanilla and waffles and star design.

This scented teacher candle arrives beautifully wrapped in tissue paper.
Brand: | Part #: name_youre_a_star
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Personalised Teachers Candle, Name Of Your Choice Top Teacher Candle

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£7.99

These are a hand made item that takes 1-3 days to create.

Our fabulous wax candles make perfect gifts for your teacher.

The words on this personalised candle read “(YOUR TEACHERS NAME) You’re A Top Teacher” with the yummy scent of vanilla and waffles and apple design.
Brand: | Part #: name_top_teacher
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Personalised Funny Candle, Light when Your Chosen Name Farts Candle

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£7.99

These are a hand made item that takes 1-3 days to create.

Our funny candles make perfect gifts for your dad, brother or friend, for Christmas, Birthday or FATHER’S DAY.

The words on this fun candle read “Light when YOUR CHOSEN NAME farts” with a rocket design.

Brand: | Part #: CANDLE 7.5cm Rocket
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Personalised Funny Candle, Personalised Dog or Cat Candle, Light Me When Any Name Farts

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£7.99

These are a hand made item that takes 1-3 days to create.

Introducing our fun and fabulous new Personalised Candle Collection.

This fun personalised wax candle with the words “Light when YOUR DOG or CAT’S NAME farts” and a cute paw print design.

This scented candle is the perfect gift for dog and cat lovers everywhere. A great gift for Birthday’s, Christmas and Anniversary’s .

Please Note: Only one name per candle
Brand: | Part #: Any Name Pet Farts
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Funny Candles, Happy Birthday Another Year Nearer to.. with Gift Box

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Happy Birthday Candle, Scented Candle, Rude Candle, Joke Candle

Introducing our fabulously fun new Joke Candle Collection. A HUMOROUS wax Happy Birthday Candle with the words ‘Happy Birthday, Another Year Nearer To Death’. This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Gift For Friends and loved ones.
Brand: | Part #: Birthday Candle
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Funny candles, Joke Candle, Wedding Candle, Scented Candle Gift Set, Rude Wedding Gift, Funny Gifts For Couples, Funny Wedding Gifts, Joke

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Our Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

A funny candle with the words ‘Congratulations On Your Wedding Its About Fucking Time’, for the perfect Funny Wedding Gift.
Brand: | Part #: Wedding Candle
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Funny Candles, Congratulations on Your New Baby Watch Your.. with Gift Box

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£2.79

Our Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

A Funny candle with the words ‘Congratulations on your New Baby Watch Your Bank Balance Dwindle’. This New Baby Candle Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Gift For the new mums and dads.
Brand: | Part #: New Baby Candle
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Joke candles, Rude Candle, Relaxing Candle, Calm Down Scented Candle Gift Set, Funny Gift for Him, Her, Friend, Friendship Gift, Joke Gift

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£5.79 – £24.99

Our Joke candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

A HUMOROUS wax candle with the words ‘ A Relaxing Candle To Help You Calm The Fuck Down’. This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Gift For Friends and loved ones. A great Friendship Gift for Birthday’s, Christmas and Anniversary’s . .
Brand: | Part #: Relaxing Candle
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Work Leaving Gift, New Colleague Candle, We’ll Miss You No We Won’t Know F*** Off Candle, New Job Gift, Work Gift, Funny Leaving Present

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Our Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

A funny candle with the words ‘We’ll Miss You No We Won’t Now F*** Off’. This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Work Leaving Gift. A great New Job Gift.
Brand: | Part #: We_ll Miss You Now FO Candle
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Merry Christmas Bitch Candle, Christmas Candle, Candle Gift, Scented Candle, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift for Her, Stocking Filler

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Our Scented Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

Introducing our fabulously fun new Christmas Candle with the words ‘ Merry Christmas Bitch Candle’.

This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Secret Santa Gift For Colleagues. A great Christmas Gift for Her as well as a hilarious Stocking Filler.
Brand: | Part #: Merry C Bitch
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Scented Candle, Friendship Gift, Funny Gift For Friend, Rude Candle, Joke Candle, Funny Gift For Her, Christmas/Birthday Gift For Friend

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Our Funny candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

A FUNNY candle with the words ‘Our Friendship is Like a candle, If you forget me, I’ll burn your house down’, making the perfect gift.
Brand: | Part #: Burn House Candle
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Funny Candle, We’re Sorry You’re Leaving, No We’re Not, Bye Candle with Gift Box

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£2.79

Our Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

A FUNNY candle with words ‘We’re Sorry You’re Leaving No We’re Not Bye’. This fun Scented Candle Gift is the perfect Funny Leaving Gift For Colleagues.
Brand: | Part #: Sorry Leaving
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Scented candle, funny candle, dog lover gift, dog candle, fun gift for men, gift for dad, joke gift, dog fart, Christmas Gift For Her

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£6.99

These are a hand made item that takes 1-3 days to create.

Introducing our fabulously fun new Candle Collection. A HUMOROUS wax candle with the words “Light when the cat farts” and paw print design.

This fun scented candle is the perfect gift for cat lovers everywhere. A great gift for Birthday’s and Anniversary’s . Our fun candles have a yummy vanilla and waffles scent. Our scented candles arrive beautifully wrapped in tissue paper.
Brand: | Part #: CAT_FART
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Scented Candle, Funny Candle, Dog Lover Gift, Dog Candle, Fun Gift for Men, Gift for Dad, Joke Gift, Dog Fart, Cat Fart, Funny Anniversary

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Introducing our fabulously fun new Candle Collection. A HUMOROUS wax candle with the words “Light me when the dog farts” with paw print design. This fun scented candle is the perfect gift for dog lovers everywhere.
Brand: | Part #: DOGFARTCANDLE
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Light me When Dad Farts, Dad Gift, Funny Candle, Gift for Dad, Father’s Day Gift, Dad Birthday Gift, Fun Gift for Him, Scented Candle LMWDF

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£6.99

These are a hand made item that takes 1-3 days to create.

The words on this funny candle read “Light when dad farts” with the yummy scent of vanilla and waffles.

Our scented candles arrive beautifully wrapped in tissue paper.
Brand: | Part #: Dad_Farts
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Candles

Joke Candle, A Candle for Awkward Moments, A Bit Like Your Life, Funny Candle Gift

Funny Candle, Our Friendship is Like a candle, If you forget me, I’ll burn your fucking house down Candle

Funny candle, Joke Candle, Tinsel Tits Candle, Scented Candle Gift Set, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift for Her, Funny Candle, Quirky Gift

Funny Candle, Joke Candle, Light Me When You Want A Blow Job Candle

Personalised Bridesmaid Candle, Thank You Bridesmaid Gift, Thank You Maid of Honour Gift, Personalised Flower Girl Gift, Personalised Candle

Funny candles, Joke Candle, Mum’s Smelly Candle, Scented Candle Gift Set, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift for Him, Funny Christmas Gifts

Personalised Funny Candle, The NAME OF YOUR CHOICE Family Love Christmas So Much They Could.. With Gift Box

Engagement Candle, Funny Engagement Gifts, Scented Candle Gift Set, Joke Engagement Gifts, Candles, Funny candles, Joke Candle, Rude Candle

I Hate Everybody Except You Candle, Funny Candle, Scented Candle, Secret Santa Gift, Gift for Him, Gift for Her, Funny Gift For Friends

Scented candle, funny candle, friendship gift, candle, fun gift for men, gift for dad, funny gift for her, Joke gift, I Miss You Candle Gift

You’re So Fabulous Candle, Best Friend Gift, Funny Gift Present For Friend, Scented Candle, Christmas Gift for Him, Funny Christmas, Candle

Gifts For Her, Funny candle, Santa’s Favourite Ho Joke Candle, Scented Candle, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift, Candle, Friendship Gift

Funny candles, Merry Fucking Christmas Candle, Candle, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift for Best Friend, Funny Christmas Gifts, Joke Candle

Thank You Teacher Candle, Personalised Scented Large Jar Candle, Teacher Appreciation Gift

Personalised Teacher Candle, Name of Your Choice You’re A Star Candle

Personalised Teachers Candle, Name Of Your Choice Top Teacher Candle

Personalised Funny Candle, Light when Your Chosen Name Farts Candle

Personalised Funny Candle, Personalised Dog or Cat Candle, Light Me When Any Name Farts

Funny Candles, Happy Birthday Another Year Nearer to.. with Gift Box

Funny candles, Joke Candle, Wedding Candle, Scented Candle Gift Set, Rude Wedding Gift, Funny Gifts For Couples, Funny Wedding Gifts, Joke

Funny Candles, Congratulations on Your New Baby Watch Your.. with Gift Box

Joke candles, Rude Candle, Relaxing Candle, Calm Down Scented Candle Gift Set, Funny Gift for Him, Her, Friend, Friendship Gift, Joke Gift

Work Leaving Gift, New Colleague Candle, We’ll Miss You No We Won’t Know F*** Off Candle, New Job Gift, Work Gift, Funny Leaving Present

Merry Christmas Bitch Candle, Christmas Candle, Candle Gift, Scented Candle, Secret Santa Gift, Christmas Gift for Her, Stocking Filler

Scented Candle, Friendship Gift, Funny Gift For Friend, Rude Candle, Joke Candle, Funny Gift For Her, Christmas/Birthday Gift For Friend

Funny Candle, We’re Sorry You’re Leaving, No We’re Not, Bye Candle with Gift Box

Scented candle, funny candle, dog lover gift, dog candle, fun gift for men, gift for dad, joke gift, dog fart, Christmas Gift For Her

Scented Candle, Funny Candle, Dog Lover Gift, Dog Candle, Fun Gift for Men, Gift for Dad, Joke Gift, Dog Fart, Cat Fart, Funny Anniversary

Light me When Dad Farts, Dad Gift, Funny Candle, Gift for Dad, Father’s Day Gift, Dad Birthday Gift, Fun Gift for Him, Scented Candle LMWDF

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