Product Description
Welcome to our ‘I Hate Everybody Except You’ Inappropriate Friendship Candle, where we celebrate the unique bond of friendship with a healthy dose of sarcasm and humour. Crafted with care and infused with a scent as refreshing as our honesty, this candle is the perfect way to express your affection – in your own twisted way.
Let’s face it – we’ve all had those days where the only thing keeping us sane is the knowledge that at least we have each other. Whether it’s commiserating over our shared disdain for humanity or laughing at life’s absurdities, our friendship is the one constant in a world full of chaos.
So go ahead, light this candle and let its warm glow serve as a reminder of our twisted yet undeniably special bond. Whether we’re sharing inside jokes, plotting world domination, or simply enjoying each other’s company, this candle is a symbol of our unbreakable friendship – and our shared appreciation for dark humour.
Here’s to us, my friend – may our friendship continue to thrive, despite our best efforts to push each other away. I hate everybody, except you… mostly.
Our Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
Our Funny Gifts For Friends Candles are available in 1 size:
Medium:
Burn time approx. 20 hours.
Height 8 cm
Width 7 cm
Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long
Scent: vanilla
WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.
Estimated Delivery Times
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UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days
Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.
(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.
Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.
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