Product Description
Welcome to the Farewell Candle ‘We’ll Miss You No We Won’t Now F**K Off’, where we bid adieu with a mix of sentimentality and brutal honesty. Crafted with care and infused with a scent as bitter-sweet as your departure (and as refreshing as our new-found freedom), this candle is the perfect funny parting gift for those who are moving on.
But hey, that doesn’t mean we can’t send them off with a token of our begrudging appreciation. So go ahead, light this candle and let its flickering flame serve as a reminder of the time we spent together – for better or for worse. Whether you’re moving on to greener pastures or simply escaping our collective wrath, this candle is our way of saying “farewell… and good riddance.”
Here’s to new beginnings, – may your future be as bright as the flame of this joke candle.
Our Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
Joke Candles, Funny Leaving Presents are available in
Medium:
Burn time approx. 20 hours.
Height 8 cm
Width 7 cm
Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long
Scent: vanilla
WARNING:
Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish. Estimated
Delivery Times
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UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days
Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time. (PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME) example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days. Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.
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