Product Description
Mark a job departure with blunt humour using our Rude Colleague Leaving Present Funny Scented Candle from the Lizzielane joke candle collection. Featuring the direct message ‘We’ll Miss You No We Won’t Now Fuck Off’, this vanilla scented candle provides a funny farewell gift for team members, managers, and workplace friends moving on to new positions.
Why You Will Love It
Poured using a plant-based wax blend containing at least 75% plant wax alongside paraffin wax and a clean-burning cotton cellulose wick, each candle gives off a warm vanilla fragrance. The clear glass jar format measures 9cm by 9cm and delivers approximately 40 hours of burn time. You can choose to order the candle wrapped in tissue paper or opt for the branded gift box for easy office presentation.
Product Details
- Wax Composition: Minimum 75% plant-based wax, paraffin wax
- Wick Material: Cotton and cellulose-based fibers
- Scent: Vanilla
- Dimensions: 9cm x 9cm
- Label Dimensions: Approximately 8cm wide x 6cm long
- Burn Time: Approximately 40 hours
- Packaging Options: Candle only or candle with branded gift box
- Production Time: Made to order in 1 to 3 working days before dispatch
Perfect For
This novelty joke candle is designed for work colleagues who share banter and a irreverent sense of humour. It functions as a farewell gift, retirement token, office leaving present, or a group contribution gift from the team when a teammate resigns or transfers to another department.
How to Order
- Choose whether you require the candle on its own or with the branded gift box from the options menu.
- Add the item to your basket and complete checkout.
Important Information, Safety Guidelines and Delivery
- Safety Warning: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught or near a heat source. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame rather than blowing it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.
- Candle colour may vary slightly due to the natural materials used in the manufacturing process.
- Processing takes 1 to 3 working days prior to dispatch.
- Estimated delivery times after processing:
- UK: 2 to 4 working days
- Europe: Typically 3 to 5 working days
- Rest of World: Typically 5 to 15 working days
- Customs officials in international destinations may occasionally delay package arrival times beyond these estimates.
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