Product Description
Welcome to the ‘Congratulations On Your New Baby Watch Your Bank Balance Dwindle’ Candle, where we celebrate the arrival of your bundle of joy. Crafted with care and infused with a scent as comforting as the thought of a full night’s sleep (remember those?), this candle is the perfect way to embrace the joys – and the financial woes – of parenthood.
So go ahead, light this candle and let its flickering flame serve as a reminder of the sacrifices you’re making for the sake of parenthood. Whether you’re budgeting for baby food or wondering how you’re going to afford their first birthday party, this candle is here to celebrate the joys – and the absurdities – of raising a child.
Here’s to your new bundle of joy, my friend – may their smiles outweigh the strain on your bank account. Congratulations on your new baby – may your savings dwindle away in peace!
Our Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
New Baby Gift Candles are available in 1 size:
Medium:
Burn time approx. 20 hours.
Height 8 cm
Width 7 cm
Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long
Scent: This Congratulations on your New Baby Watch Your Bank Balance Dwindle smells of vanilla
WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.
Estimated Delivery Times
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UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days
Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.
(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.
Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.
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