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Product Description

Welcome to the Fabulously Crappy Gift Candle, where we celebrate your fabulousness by giving you the most hilarious gift we could find. Crafted with care and infused with a scent as fabulous as you are, this candle is the perfect way to acknowledge your brilliance – in the most wonderfully flawed way possible.

Let’s face it – finding the perfect gift for someone as fabulous as you is no easy feat. After all, how can mere mortal gifts possibly measure up to your dazzling personality, impeccable taste, and all-around fabulousness?

So instead of trying (and inevitably failing) to find something that lives up to your standards, we decided to embrace the inevitable imperfection and give you something that’s as fabulously flawed as you are. Because let’s be real – perfection is overrated, but your fabulousness is undeniable.

So go ahead, light this candle and let its warm glow serve as a reminder of your fabulousness – and our equally fabulous sense of humour.

Here’s to your fabulousness, my friend – and to the delightfully crappy gifts that remind us not to take ourselves too seriously. You’re so fabulous, that’s why I got you this crappy gift!

Our You’re So Fabulous Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

Joke Candles are available in 1 size:

Medium:
Burn time approx. 20 hours.
Height 8 cm
Width 7 cm

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: This You’re So Fabulous Candle smells of vanilla

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
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UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.

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