Product Description
Welcome to our ‘A Relaxing Candle To Help You Calm The F**k Down’ Candle, where we celebrate the fine art of relaxation with a healthy dose of irreverence. Crafted with care and infused with a scent as soothing as a warm hug (minus the awkwardness), this candle is the perfect antidote to life’s daily stresses – and a gentle reminder to take a deep breath and chill the fck out.
Let’s face it – modern life can be a bit much sometimes. Between work, family, and the never-ending onslaught of emails and notifications, it’s easy to feel overwhelmed and on the brink of a meltdown. But fear not, my friend – because this candle is here to save the day (or at least your sanity).
So go ahead, light this candle and let its calming aroma wash over you like a wave of tranquillity. Whether you’re unwinding after a long day, trying to ward off a stress-induced headache, or simply in need of a moment of peace and quiet, this candle is your ticket to serenity – with a side of sass, of course.
Here’s to taking a break from the chaos, my friend – may your worries melt away like wax in the flame of this candle. Chill the f*ck out, and remember: serenity isn’t overrated.
Our Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
Joke Candles are available in 1 size:
Medium:
Burn time approx. 20 hours.
Height 8 cm
Width 7 cm
Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long
This Relaxing Candle’s Scent: is vanilla
WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.
Estimated Delivery Times
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UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days
Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.
(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.
Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.
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