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Gifts For The Home

Personalised Dad Tea and Biscuit Tray

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£12.99

This solid wood tea and biscuit tray features space for a mug and snacks. Personalise it with a recipient name and custom message for a practical gift for Dad.
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Part #: AP_TB_TRAY_GRANDAD-1

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Personalised Teacher Rainbow Notebook in A5

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£11.00

This A5 Personalised Teacher Rainbow Notebook features a colourful rainbow motif custom printed with your chosen name. Includes hard cover, elastic closure band and page marker ribbon for everyday school planning.
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Part #: A5 Ntbk Rainbow

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Personalised Tea and Biscuits Board for Grandma

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£12.99

A solid wood personalised tea and biscuits board featuring UV-printed biscuit art, a circular mug recess, and dedicated treat space. Customise with Grandma’s name and a personal message.
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Part #: AP_TB_TRAY_GRANDMA

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Personalised Wooden Tea and Biscuits Tray with Name and Message

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£12.99

Serve tea and treats on this solid wood serving tray, custom printed with any name and short message. Compact 23cm size holding a mug and snacks nicely.
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Part #: AP_TB_TRAY_CUSTOM

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Personalised Tea and Biscuits Board for Mum

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£12.00

A solid wood personalised tea and biscuits board featuring UV-printed biscuit art, a circular mug recess, and dedicated treat space. Customise with recipient names and a short personal message.
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Part #: AP_TB_TRAY_MUM

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Personalised Grandad Tea and Biscuit Tray

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£12.99

This solid wood tea and biscuit tray features space for a mug and snacks. Personalise it with a recipient name and custom message for a practical, thoughtful gift.
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Part #: AP_TB_TRAY_GRANDAD

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Personalised LEGO® Compatible Building Brick Photo Collage

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£14.99

Turn your favourite pictures into an interactive display with these personalised LEGO® compatible photo bricks. Printed in high resolution with optional text, they arrive ready to give in a complimentary gift bag.
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Part #: Lego photo block

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Personalised Initial Wristlet Keyring with Metal Clip

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£12.99

This personalised initial wristlet keyring features Saffiano vegan leather with high shine hardware. Customise it with your chosen initials for a practical daily accessory or thoughtful housewarming gift.
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Part #: BG747 Wristlet Mono

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Engraved Wedding Chopping Board with Surname and Date

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£24.95

Customise this engraved wedding chopping board with a family surname and established date. Made from FSC certified Hevea rubberwood with practical juice grooves, available in three functional sizes.
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Part #: WCB Name EST Date

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Forty & Fabulous Candle Birthday Gift – Scented Candle

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£11.97

Our funny 40th birthday candle is the perfect cheeky milestone gift. This sweary scented candle makes a brilliant 40th birthday gift for friends, partners or coworkers who are proudly Forty & Fabulous.

Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: 40 FAB Candle

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Personalised Last Nerve Candle
Funny Custom Name Gift for Mum or Friend

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£11.97

Our personalised last nerve candle with name is a funny custom candle gift for mums, friends and coworkers. Add their name to create a hilarious personalised candle perfect for birthdays, secret Santa or cheeky gifts.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: LastNerve Candle

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Last Nerve Personalised Candle – Funny Sarcastic Gift for Friend

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£14.47

Our Last Nerve personalised candle is a funny sarcastic gift for friends or family. Add their name to this cheeky joke candle made with eco soy wax and essential oils.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: LastNerveAmber

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Hit the Jackpot Candle – Funny Personalised Engagement Gift

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£11.97

Our Hit the Jackpot candle is a funny personalised engagement gift. A playful scented candle perfect for celebrating newly engaged couples and engagement parties.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLJackpot

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Smells Like You’re a Bridesmaid Candle – Funny Bridesmaid Proposal Gift

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£11.97

Our Smells Like You’re a Bridesmaid candle is a funny bridesmaid proposal gift. Perfect for proposal boxes, hen parties and bride tribe gifts. Handmade scented candle with optional gift box.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLBridesmaid

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Smells Like You’re Engaged Candle
Funny Engagement Gift for Couples

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£11.97

Funny, Smells Like You’re Engaged Scented Candle, Engaged Couple Gift, Engagement Gift For Her/Him, You’re Engaged Gift

The Perfect Engagement Gift – Ideal for engaged couples, newly engaged besties, or even yourself.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLEngaged

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Honestly You Still Look 29 Candle – Funny 30th Birthday Gift

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£11.97

Our Honestly You Still Look 29 candle is a funny 30th birthday candle gift for friends, partners or family. A cheeky milestone birthday gag gift with up to 40 hour burn time.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: YouStillLook29

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Lucky Son of a B*tch Candle – Funny Personalised Engagement Gift

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£11.97

Our Lucky Son of a B*tch candle is a funny personalised engagement candle gift for couples or newly engaged friends. A cheeky novelty candle with up to 40 hour burn time.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLLuckySOB

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Best B*tches Are Born in May Candle – Funny Birthday Gift for Best Friend

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£11.97

Our Best B*tches Are Born in May candle is a funny May birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. A cheeky novelty birthday candle with up to 40 hour burn time.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: BestBitchesMay

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Best B*tches Are Born in April Candle – Funny April Birthday Gift

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£11.97

Our Best B*tches Are Born in April candle is a funny April birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. A cheeky novelty birthday candle with up to 40 hour burn time.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: BestBitchesApril

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Best B*tches Are Born in July Candle – Funny July Birthday Gift

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£11.97

Our Best B*tches Are Born in July candle is a funny July birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. A cheeky novelty birthday candle with up to 40 hour burn time.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: BestBitchesJuly

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Best B*tches Are Born in June Candle – Funny June Birthday Gift

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£11.97

Our Best B*tches Are Born in June candle is a funny June birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. A cheeky novelty birthday candle with up to 40 hour burn time.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: BestBitchesJune

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Best B*tches Are Born in November Candle – Funny November Birthday Gift

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£11.97

Our Best B*tches Are Born in November candle is a funny November birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. A cheeky novelty birthday candle with up to 40 hour burn time.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: BestBitchesNov

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Best B*tches Are Born in September Candle – Funny September Birthday Gift

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£11.97

Our Best B*tches Are Born in September candle is a funny September birthday candle designed for best friends, sisters and coworkers. This cheeky novelty birthday gift adds humour and warmth to their celebration, with a relaxing vanilla scent and up to 40 hours of burn time.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: BestBitchesSept

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Best B*tches Are Born in August Candle – Funny August Birthday Gift

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£11.97

Our Best B*tches Are Born in August candle is a funny August birthday candle gift designed for best friends, sisters or coworkers. This cheeky novelty birthday candle brings humour and personality to their special day while filling the room with a relaxing vanilla scent and up to 40 hours burn time.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: BestBitchesAug

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Best B*tches Are Born in October Candle – Funny October Birthday Gift

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£11.97

Our Best B*tches Are Born in October candle is a funny October birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. This cheeky novelty birthday candle adds humour, personality and a relaxing vanilla scent to their celebration, with up to 40 hours of cosy candlelight.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: BestBitchesOct

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Light Me When The Dog Farts Candle – Funny Gift for Dog Mum or Dog Dad

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£11.97

Our Light Me When The Dog Farts candle is a hilarious funny dog lover gift for dog mums, dog dads and pet parents. This cheeky novelty candle celebrates life with dogs while filling the room with a relaxing vanilla scent and up to 40 hours burn time.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: LMWhenDogFarts

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Best B*tches Are Born in February Candle – Funny February Birthday Gift

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£11.97

Our Best B*tches Are Born in February candle is a funny February birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. This cheeky novelty birthday candle adds humour, personality and a warm vanilla scent to their celebration, with up to 40 hours of cosy candlelight.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: BestBitchesFeb

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Best B*tches Are Born in January Candle – Funny January Birthday Gift

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£11.97

Our Best B*tches Are Born in January candle is a funny January birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. This cheeky novelty birthday candle adds humour, personality and a warm vanilla scent to their celebration, with up to 40 hours of cosy candlelight.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: BestBitchesJan

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Best B*tches Are Born in December Candle – Funny December Birthday Giftbirthday

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£11.97

Our Best B*tches Are Born in December candle is a funny December birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. This cheeky novelty birthday candle adds humour, personality and a cosy vanilla scent, with up to 40 hours of relaxing candlelight.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: BestBitchesDec

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Your Twenties Have Expired Candle – Funny 30th Birthday Gift for Women

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£11.97

Celebrate turning 30 with our Your Twenties Have Expired candle, a funny 30th birthday candle gift for women. Perfect for friends, sisters or coworkers, this cheeky novelty candle brings humour, personality and a warm vanilla scent to their milestone birthday.
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLYour20sExpired

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Funny Birthday Candle For Men, Funny Birthday Present For Dad Stepdad Grandad Brother Uncle Husband, Rude 40th 50th 60th Birthday Gift Idea

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£11.97

Funny Birthday Candle For Men, Funny Birthday Present For Dad Stepdad Grandad Brother Uncle Husband, Rude 40th 50th 60th Birthday Gift Idea
Our ‘Smells Like You’re a Miserable Old Bastard’ Candle is Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

Searching for a gift that’s as unforgettable as he is? Whether it’s for Dad, Stepdad, Grandad, Brother, Uncle, Husband or Friends, this Funny Birthday Candle is the ultimate way to spark laughter and show you care – with just the right dash of cheeky humour!

Our Funny Birthday Candle For Men candle from Lizzielaneboutique Joke Candle Collection is the ultimate funny birthday candle for him.

This Offensive Scented Candle is the perfect rude 40th 50th 60th Birthday Gift Idea for grumpy men everywhere.

Our Funny Candles arrive beautifully presented in a branded gift box ( IF SELECTED) making them a hilarious Birthday Gift.

Please note: Please choose from drop down box for Smells Like You’re a Miserable Old Bastard label only, Smells Like You’re a Miserable Old Bastard candle or Smells Like You’re a Miserable Old Bastard candle with gift box.

Available in 2 sizes:
Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cm

Large:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dimensions: 8.5cm w x 8.5cm h

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: vanilla or white linen (stock dependent

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
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UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLMiserableOldB

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Funny Retirement Gift, Smells Like It’s Not My Problem Scented Candle, for Him Her Teacher Retirement, Joke Candle, For Friend Co-Worker

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£11.97

Funny Retirement Gift, Smells Like It’s Not My Problem Scented Candle, for Him Her Teacher Retirement, Joke Candle, For Friend Co-Worker
Happy Retirement!

Retirement: that magical time when alarms become optional, emails go unanswered, and the only meetings are with your favourite chair and a good book. Celebrate this momentous occasion with our “Smells Like It’s Not Your Problem Anymore” Scented Candle—the perfect combination of humour, warmth, and a cheeky reminder that they’ve finally earned the right to say, “not my problem!”

Picture your friend or co-worker unwrapping this candle at their retirement party—laughter fills the room, stories are shared, and they’re reminded that life after work is about relaxation, adventure, and a whole lot of doing whatever they want. This isn’t just a gift—it’s an experience that says, “You’ve done enough. Now light this candle and let someone else deal with it!”

The perfect retirement gift – Ideal for Friends and Co-Workers this candle is a reminder that life is too short not to laugh—and too sweet not to savour.

Because their retirement deserve a unique keepsake, this candle comes with a funny yet heartfelt label that will make them smile every time they light it.

The best retirement Gift For Her/Him
✔ A keepsake they’ll actually use (and not just toss in a drawer).
✔ Adds warmth & ambience

Our Funny, Smells Like It’s Not Your Problem Anymore Scented Candle are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

Please note: Please choose from drop down box for Smells Like It’s Not Your Problem Anymore label only, Smells Like It’s Not Your Problem Anymore candle or Smells Like It’s Not Your Problem Anymore candle with gift box

Medium:
Burn time up to 29 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cm

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: vanilla or Linen ( stock dependant)

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
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UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLItsNotYourProbRetire

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Sorry Still No Grandkids Candle Gift – Funny Gift for Mum and Dad

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£11.97

Looking for the perfect gift to make Mum, Dad, or your in-laws chuckle? Enter the “Sorry, Still No Grandkids But Here’s A Candle” Scented Candle
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: Still No GKIDS

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Thirty and Fabulous Funny Scented Candle – 30th Birthday Gift for Women

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£11.97

Introducing our Thirty & Fabulous Candle Gift. A funny 30th Gift For you best friend with the words ‘Thirty & Fucking Fabulous’.

Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: 30 FAB Candle

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Funny, Smells Like You’re a Maid of Honour Scented Candle, Bride Tribe Gift, Maid of Honour Proposal Box for Bridal Shower, Hen Party Gift

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£11.97

Funny, Smells Like You’re a Maid of Honour Scented Candle, Bride Tribe Gift, Maid of Honour Proposal Box for Bridal Shower, Hen Party Gift
Pop the champagne, cue the confetti, and light up the excitement—because she said YES, and now it’s your turn! This hilariously charming and funny “Smells Like You’re a Maid of Honour” candle is the perfect way to pop the question to your bride tribe in style. Whether you’re planning a Maid of Honour proposal box, a hen party surprise, or a thank-you gift for your best friend, this candle adds a touch of humour, warmth, and a whole lot of fabulous.

Because your Maid of Honour deserve a unique keepsake, this candle comes with a funny yet heartfelt label that will make them smile every time they light it.

The Perfect Maid of Honour Proposal Gift – Pair it with a heartfelt note, a mini bottle of bubbly, or a little something extra to create a moment they’ll never forget. They’ll Love It!
✔ A keepsake she’ll actually use (and not just toss in a drawer).
✔ Adds warmth & ambience to any Maid of Honour’s space.
✔ Gives them a reason to say YES (as if they’d ever say no)!
✔ A fun way to celebrate your journey to “I Do.”

This isn’t just a candle—it’s an experience, a memory, and a promise of unforgettable wedding moments ahead. Whether you’re popping the Maid of Honour question or just showering your bestie with love, this candle is the perfect mix of fun, function, and fabulous fragrance.

💍 Light it up & let the wedding magic begin!

Our Funny, Smells Like You’re a Maid of Honour Scented Candle are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

Please note: Please choose from drop down box for Smells Like You’re a Maid of Honour label only, candle or candle with gift box.

Available in 2 sizes:

Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm h x H 8cm

Large:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dimensions: 8.5cm w x 8.5cm h

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: vanilla / white linen depending on stock
WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++

UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLMOH

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Light For Naked Candle, Funny Gift For Him, Boyfriend Gifts, Gifts For Men, Husband Gift, Funny Gifts For Him, Anniversary Gift For Him

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Light When You Want Me Naked Candle, Funny Gift For Him, Boyfriend Gifts, Gifts For Men, Husband Gift, Funny Gifts For Him, Anniversary Gift For Him
“Light When You Want Me Naked – The Candle That Turns Up the Heat 🔥”

Our “Light When You Want Me Naked Candle” is Handmade Made To Order and takes up to 3 working days to create.

Introducing the Funny Candle Collection from the Lizzielane Boutique. This funny candle is the ultimate Funny Gift For Him.

Looking to spice things up or give a gift that’ll definitely make him grin? Say hello to the “Light When You Want Me Naked” candle—the cheeky, laugh-out-loud gift that’s perfect for your boyfriend, husband, or partner-in-crime. Whether it’s for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or just because you feel like causing a little mischief, this candle is sure to become his new favourite… for obvious reasons.

Just imagine handing him this candle and watching his reaction. Surprise? Laughter? Immediate lighting of the wick? All possible outcomes!

A Funny Gift For Him that’s funny, flirty, and guaranteed to get a reaction (and maybe more).

Choose from the options:
Candle Label Only
Candle with “Light When You Want Me Naked” label
Candle with “Light When You Want Me Naked” label and gift box for a beautifully presented keepsake

Available in 2 size:

Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm h x H 8cm

Large:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dimensions: 8.5cm w x 8.5cm h

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: vanilla or white linen (stock dependent)

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++

UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Faster services are available at checkout

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: LightMeWhenNaked

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Handful Candle, Funny Gift For Him, Boyfriend Gift, Gift For Men, Husband Gift, Funny Gifts For Him, Anniversary Gift For Him

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I Know I’m A Handful, But That’s Why You Have Two Hands Candle, Funny Gift For Him, Boyfriend Gift, Gift For Men, Husband Gift, Funny Gifts For Him, Anniversary Gift For Him
“I Know I’m A Handful…” – The Candle That Keeps Things Fun

Our “I Know I’m A Handful, But That’s Why You Have Two Hands Candle” is Handmade Made To Order and takes up to 3 working days to create.

Introducing the Funny Candle Collection from the Lizzielane Boutique. This funny candle is the ultimate Gift For Men.

Looking for a gift that’s equal parts cheeky, charming, and laugh-out-loud funny? The “I Know I’m A Handful, But That’s Why You Have Two Hands” candle is here to steal the show! Perfect for your boyfriend, husband, or partner who knows you’re a handful (and loves it), this candle brings humour, warmth, and just the right amount of sass to any occasion.

Imagine handing him this candle on your anniversary, his birthday, or just because you felt like making him laugh. He reads the label, chuckles, and—voilà!—instant mood booster. Plus, with a luxurious scent and a slow, soothing burn, it’s perfect for cozy nights in… or nights that start cozy and end up a little less innocent.

Go ahead—gift the candle that says, “Yes, I’m a lot… but you wouldn’t have it any other way.”

Choose from the options:
Candle Label Only
Candle with “I Know I’m A Handful, But That’s Why You Have Two Hands” label
Candle with “I Know I’m A Handful, But That’s Why You Have Two Hands” label and gift box for a beautifully presented keepsake

Available in 2 sizes:

Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm h x H 8cm

Large:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dimensions: 8.5cm w x 8.5cm h

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: vanilla or white linen (stock dependent)

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++

UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Faster services are available at checkout

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: HandfulYouHaveTwoHands

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Funny March Birthday Candle, Gift for Sister, Best Friend Gift, Custom Candle Gift, Birthday Gift, Personalised Birthday Gift, Zodiac Gift

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£11.97

Funny March Birthday Candle, Gift for Sister, Best Friend Gift, Custom Candle Gift, Birthday Gift, Personalised Birthday Gift, Zodiac Gift
What better way to celebrate your Best Friend’s March Birthday than with this Funny ‘Only the Best B*tches are Born in March’ Birthday Candle.

March birthdays deserve more than just a card and a rushed text—they deserve a candle that celebrates them in style! Whether you’re shopping for your sister, best friend, or that fabulous co-worker, this Funny March Birthday Candle is here to deliver laughter, warmth, and a little birthday sparkle.

The Ultimate Birthday Gift for your March born friend.. It’s cheeky, thoughtful, and guaranteed to make them smile.

Light it up, make a wish, and let the birthday magic begin!

Our Funny, ‘Only the Best B*tches are Born in March’ Scented Candle are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

Please note: Please choose from drop down box for Only the Best B*tches are Born in March label only, Only the Best B*tches are Born in March candle or Only the Best B*tches are Born in March candle with gift box.

Medium:
Burn time up to 29 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cm

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: vanilla or linen (stock dependant)

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++

UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: BestBitchesMarch

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Cat Gifts, Light Me When The Cat Shits, Funny Gift for Cat Mum, Cat Candle, Funny Candles, Cat Owners Gift, Birthday Gift, Cat Dad

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£11.97

Cat Gifts, Light Me When The Cat Shits – The Purr-fectly Funny Candle for Cat Lovers!
Being a cat parent is all about the cuddles, the purring… and, well, those less glamorous moments. You know what we’re talking about—the ones that send you running for fresh air! Enter our “Light Me When The Cat Shits” Scented Candle—the hilarious and practical solution that every cat owner didn’t know they needed. Whether you’re shopping for the Funny Gift for Cat Mum who adores her fur baby or the cat dad who pretends he’s not obsessed, this candle is guaranteed to bring laughter and a breath of fresh air (literally) into their home. Imagine lighting it after a stinky situation and being enveloped in a scent so divine you almost forget the chaos that preceded it.

Because living with cats means loving them through the mess—and laughing about it along the way, this Cat Candle is the perfect Birthday Gift for anyone who loves cats. Make life smell (and feel) better with this unique Cat Owners Gift that’s both thoughtful and side-splittingly funny.

Our Funny Gift for Cat Mum candle is handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

Please note: Please choose from drop down box for
Light Me When The Cat Shits, label only,
Light Me When The Cat Shits, candle with label
Light Me When The Cat Shits, candle with label and gift box.

Our Funny Candles are available in:
Available in 2 sizes:

Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cm

Large:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dinemsions: 8.5cm H x 8.5cm W

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: vanilla / white linen depending on stock

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++

UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: LMWCatShits

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Nanny Birthday Present, Funny Mothers Day Gift For Nanny, Nanny Gift Ideas, Scented Candle, Smells Like You’re The Best Nanny Candle

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Smells Like You’re the Best Nanny – Heartfelt & Funny Scented Candle Gift!
Finding the perfect Nanny Birthday Present for your beloved nanny can feel like an impossible task—after all, how do you show appreciation for someone who fills your life with endless love, warmth, and cookies? Enter our “Smells Like You’re the Best Nanny” Funny Scented Candle—a delightful blend of humour and heart that will make her birthday, Mother’s Day, or any special occasion truly unforgettable. Imagine her face lighting up with joy (and maybe a little tear of happiness) as she opens this thoughtful, cheeky candle that celebrates her like the superhero she is.

This Funny Mothers Day Gift For Nanny candle is a gesture of gratitude that keeps on giving. Because when someone fills your world with so much love, don’t they deserve something that smells as amazing as they are?

Our cheeky Smells Like You’re the Best Nanny Candle is handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

Please note: Please choose from drop down box for
Smells Like You’re the Best Nanny, label only,
Smells Like You’re the Best Nanny, candle with label
Smells Like You’re the Best Nanny, candle with label and gift box.

Available in 2 sizes:

Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm h x H 8cm

Large:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dimensions: 8.5cm w x 8.5cm h

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: vanilla or white linen (stock dependent)

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++

UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SMBestNanny

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Cat Gifts, Light Me When The Cat Farts, Funny Gift for Cat Mum, Cat Candle, Funny Candles, Cat Owners Gift, Birthday Gift, Cat Dad

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Cat Gifts, Light Me When The Cat Farts – The Purr-fectly Funny Candle for Cat Lovers!
Being a cat parent is all about the cuddles, the purring… and, well, those less glamorous moments. You know what we’re talking about—the ones that send you running for fresh air! Enter our “Light Me When The Cat Farts” Scented Candle—the hilarious and practical solution that every cat owner didn’t know they needed. Whether you’re shopping for the Funny Gift for Cat Mum who adores her fur baby or the cat dad who pretends he’s not obsessed, this candle is guaranteed to bring laughter and a breath of fresh air (literally) into their home. Imagine lighting it after a stinky situation and being enveloped in a scent so divine you almost forget the chaos that preceded it.

Because living with cats means loving them through the mess—and laughing about it along the way, this Cat Candle is the perfect Birthday Gift for anyone who loves cats. Make life smell (and feel) better with this unique Cat Owners Gift that’s both thoughtful and side-splittingly funny.

Our Funny Gift for Cat Mum candle is handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

Please note: Please choose from drop down box for
Light Me When The Cat Farts, label only,
Light Me When The Cat Farts, candle with label
Light Me When The Cat Farts, candle with label and gift box.

Our Funny Candles are available in 2 sizes:

Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cm

Large:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dinemsions: 8.5cm H x 8.5cm W

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: vanilla / white linen depending on stock

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++

UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: LMWCatFarts

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Funny Candle Gift for New Mum, New Baby, Parents To Be, Baby Shower, Expecting Mum, Pregnancy Gift for Her, I Just Need Sleep Joke Candle

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Funny Candle Gift for New Mum, New Baby, Parents To Be, Baby Shower, Expecting Mum, Pregnancy Gift for Her, I Just Need Sleep Joke Candle
Motherhood is magical… and exhausting. For the new mum, with her new baby running on coffee and cuddles, our “Smells Like I Just Need Some Fucking Sleep Candle” is the ultimate gift of humour, warmth, and a moment of calm amidst the whirlwind of baby giggles and midnight feeds. Imagine her lighting this candle after finally putting the baby down—the soft glow flickering like a small victory trophy, the calming scent swirling around her, whispering, “You’ve got this. And you deserve this moment.” Whether you’re celebrating her birthday, Mother’s Day, or just offering support, this is the gift that says, “I see you, Super Mum.” It’s a moment that says, “Breathe. Relax. You’re doing amazing.” In the chaos of feedings, nappies, and lullabies, this candle is a tiny sanctuary—a reminder she deserves time for herself.

This Funny Candle Gift for New Mum is the perfect for those precious moments when baby’s finally asleep (and she might be too, let’s be honest).

The witty label delivers a much-needed chuckle at any Baby Shower, while the luxurious fragrance wraps the Expecting Mum in a hug of relaxation—because laughter and self-care are the best Pregnancy Gift for Her.

Our Parents To Be Candle is handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

Please note: Please choose from drop down box for
Smells Like I Just Need Some Fucking Sleep Candle, label only,
Smells Like I Just Need Some Fucking Sleep Candle, candle with label
Smells Like I Just Need Some Fucking Sleep Candle, candle with label and gift box.

Available in 2 sizes:

Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cm

Large:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dinemsions: 8.5cm H x 8.5cm W

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: vanilla / white linen depending on stock

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++

UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLINeddFSleep

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Dog Gifts, Light Me When The Dog Shits, Funny Gift for Dog Mum, Dog Candle, Funny Candles, Dog Lovers Gift, Birthday Gift, Dog Dad

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Light Me When The Dog Shits, Dog Candle – The Ultimate Funny Candle Gift for Dog Lovers!
Having a dog isn’t just about daily walks and belly rubs—it’s about the unwavering loyalty, unconditional love, and those little moments that melt your heart. It’s the way they greet you with boundless excitement even if you’ve been gone for five minutes, the gentle nudge of their nose when you need comfort, and the joyful tail wags that make bad days better.

The cheeky message ‘ Light Me When The Dog Shits’ makes it a conversation starter and the perfect gag gift that every dog owner will appreciate (because let’s face it—we’ve all been there).

This ‘Dog Lovers Gift candle isn’t just about masking odors—it’s a celebration of that bond, a little reminder of the chaotic, beautiful journey that dog owners share. Light it up, breathe in the calm, and smile at the thought of your four-legged best friend who makes life a little messier—but oh-so much better.

A hilarious and heartwarming Funny Gift for Dog Mum, dog dads, and every pet parent who’s been there, done that, and cleaned it up! Whether it’s for a Birthday Gift, a housewarming gift, or just to say, “I get you,” this candle is here to bring laughter, comfort, and a delightful aroma that masks even the “worst of smells” with grace (and a wink).

Our Funny Gift for dog Mum candle is handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

Please note: Please choose from drop down box for
Light Me When The Dog Shits, label only,
Light Me When The Dog Shits, candle with label
Light Me When The Dog Shits, candle with label and gift box.

Available in 2 sizes:
Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cm

Large:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dinemsions: 8.5cm H x 8.5cm W

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: vanilla / white linen depending on stock

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++

UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: LMWDogShits

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Mum Thank You For Sharing Your DNA, Mothers Day Gift, Birthday Candle, Funny Gift for Mum, Mum Gift, Mum Birthday Candle, Best Mum Gifts

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Mothers Day Gift, Birthday Candle, Funny Gift for Mum, Mum Gift, Mum Birthday Candle, Best Mum Gifts
“Mum Thank You For Sharing Your DNA” – Hilarious Mother’s Day Gift & Birthday Candle

Our “Mum Thank You For Sharing Your DNA. Now We’re Both Bitches” scented candle is Handmade Made To Order and takes up to 3 working days to create.

Introducing the Funny Candle Collection from the Lizzielane Boutique. This funny candle is the ultimate Funny Gift for Mum.

Let’s face it—Mum gave you so much: her kindness, her wisdom… and, most importantly, her fabulous DNA. Celebrate her impeccable genetics (and your good fortune) with this cheeky Mum Birthday Candle. Perfect for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or just because you felt like reminding her you got your stunning looks, razor-sharp wit, and world-class eye-roll from her.

So go ahead—thank her for the top-tier genes, the endless love, and that signature family sense of humour. Because, let’s be honest, she deserves a gift that’s as extraordinary as she is

Choose from the options:
Candle Label Only
Candle with “Mum Thank You For Sharing Your DNA. Now We’re Both Bitches” label
Candle with “Mum Thank You For Sharing Your DNA. Now We’re Both Bitches” label and gift box for a beautifully presented keepsake

Available in 2 sizes:

Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm h x H 8cm

Large:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dimensions: 8.5cm w x 8.5cm h

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: vanilla or white linen (stock dependent)

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++

UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Faster services are available at checkout

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: MumDNA Sharing

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Mothers Day Gift For Women, Mum You Were Right Birthday Candle, Funny Gift for Mum, Scented Candle for Mum, Mum Gift, Mom Birthday Candle

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Mothers Day Gift For Women, Mum You Were Right Birthday Candle, Funny Gift for Mum, Scented Candle for Mum, Mum Gift, Mom Birthday Candle
“Mum, You Were Right” – Hilariously Honest Mother’s Day & Birthday Candle

Our “Mum, You Were Right About A Lot Of Shit” scented candle is Handmade Made To Order and takes up to 3 working days to create.

Introducing the Funny Candle Collection from the Lizzielane Boutique. This funny candle is the ultimate Mothers Day Gift For Women

Let’s be honest—Mum was right… about everything. From bringing a jacket “just in case” to her uncanny ability to predict life’s twists, she’s practically a superhero in disguise. This “Mum, You Were Right” candle is the perfect way to say, “Yes, Mum, you told me so,” with a chuckle and a whole lot of love. Whether it’s for Mother’s Day, her birthday, or just because you feel like admitting defeat (finally), this Mom Birthday Candle will have her grinning ear to ear.

Light up this Scented Candle for Mum, and let the warm glow and delightful aroma fill the room—like a hug from Mum, minus the advice (this time).

Remember that time she said not to date him or warned you that eating an entire pizza solo would lead to regret? Or when she insisted you’d need an umbrella and it poured? This Funny Gift for Mum candle is a cheeky tribute to all those wise words you eventually accepted. Picture her lighting it, smirking as she says, “I knew you’d come around.” It’s more than just a candle—it’s a nod to her infinite wisdom and your willingness to (finally) admit defeat.

Choose from the options:
Candle Label Only
Candle with “Mum, You Were Right About A Lot Of Shit” label
Candle with “Mum, You Were Right About A Lot Of Shit” label and gift box for a beautifully presented keepsake

Available in 2 sizes:

Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm h x H 8cm

Large:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dimensions: 8.5cm w x 8.5cm h

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: vanilla or white linen (stock dependent)

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++

UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Faster services are available at checkout

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: MumRightAboutALot

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Funny Candles, Housewarming Gift, New Home Gift, Gift for Friends, Mortgage Wanker Candle, Joke Candles, First Home Gift, Rude Candle

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Funny Candles, Housewarming Gift, New Home Gift, Gift for Friends, Mortgage Wanker Candle, Joke Candles, First Home Gift, Rude Candle
Mortgage Wanker – The Funniest Housewarming Candle You’ll Ever Gift!

Ah, the joys of adulting—mortgages, bills, and…new keys! Celebrate that fresh “mortgage slave” status with the “Smells Like a Mortgage Wanker” Scented Candle, the ultimate Funny housewarming gift for new homeowners. Whether your friend just got the keys to their first New Home, or you’re celebrating someone trading up for more closet space (priorities!), these Joke Candles brings laughs, cozy vibes, and a cheeky nod to those never-ending payments. Perfect Funny Candles for housewarmings, moving celebrations, or just to say, “Welcome to the debt club!”

Let’s be honest—the label alone will get people talking. Perfect gift for friends who needs a laugh, this rude candle turns the stress of homeownership into a badge of honour. Because if you’re going to be paying a mortgage until you’re 90, you may as well laugh about it!

Our cheeky First Home Gift Candle is handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.

Please note: Please choose from drop down box for
Smells Like a Mortgage Wanker, Label only,
Smells Like a Mortgage Wanker Candle, candle with label
Smells Like a Mortgage Wanker, Candle with label and gift box.

Available in 2 sizes:

Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cm

Large:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dinemsions: 8.5cm H x 8.5cm W

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: vanilla / white linen depending on stock

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++

UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: SLMortgageWanker

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Custom Candle, Blank Label Candle, Scented candle, Create Your Own Candle Label, Creative Candle, Custom Text Gifts, Personalised Gifts

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Custom Candle, Blank Label Candle, Scented candle, Create Your Own Candle Label, Creative Candle, Custom Text Gifts, Personalised Gifts
“Ignite Your Creativity – Custom Scented Candle with Personalised Label”

Our “Custom Candle” is Handmade Made To Order and takes up to 3 working days to create.

Ever wished you could gift something that’s uniquely you? Or maybe you’re planning a wedding, event, or special occasion that calls for a personal touch? Say hello to the Custom Candle—your blank canvas wrapped around a gorgeously scented, soul-soothing candle. Whether you want to send a heartfelt message, a cheeky inside joke, or a motivational quote, this candle lets you take the creative reins.

Just imagine your recipient’s face when they unwrap a candle that reads exactly what you wanted to say. Heartfelt? Hilarious? Completely random? The choice is yours. It’s the ultimate gift that feels personal, thoughtful, and oh-so-memorable.

So go on—get creative, be sentimental, or let your inner comedian shine. After all, nothing says “I thought of you” quite like a candle with a personal touch

Choose from the options:
Candle Label Only
Candle with “Custom” label
Candle with “Custom” label and gift box for a beautifully presented keepsake

Available in 2 sizes:

Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm h x H 8cm

Large:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dimensions: 8.5cm w x 8.5cm h

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: vanilla or white linen (stock dependent)

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++

UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Faster services are available at checkout

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #:

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Funny Candle, Mothers Day Gift, Mums Last Nerve, Birthday Gift for Mum, Sarcastic Gift for Mummy, Inappropriate Gift, Rude Candle for Mum

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Funny Candle, Mothers Day Gift, Mums Last Nerve, Birthday Gift for Mum, Sarcastic Gift for Mummy, Inappropriate Gift, Rude Candle for Mum
Our “Mums Last Nerve – Oh Look It’s on Fire” scented candle is Handmade Made To Order and takes up to 3 working days to create.

Introducing the Funny Candle Collection from the Lizzielane Boutique. This funny candle is the ultimate Birthday Gift for Mum.

Ever felt like your mum’s patience is hanging by a thread… and you might just be the reason? 😂 Lighten the mood (literally) with our “Mum’s Last Nerve” funny candle—the perfect blend of sass, love, and a whole lot of laughter! Whether it’s a Mothers Day Gift, her birthday, or just because you might have tested her patience one too many times, this cheeky candle is guaranteed to get a chuckle (and maybe an eye-roll… but the loving kind).

This Rude Candle for Mum doesn’t just bring the laughs—it also fills the room with a heavenly scent that soothes even the frazzled nerves of a supermum who’s heard “Mum, where’s my…?” a thousand times today. Imagine her lighting it after a long day, inhaling the calming aroma, and muttering, “Finally, peace… until someone needs me again.”

Choose from the options:
Candle Label Only
Candle with “Mums Last Nerve” label
Candle with Mums Last Nerve label and gift box for a beautifully presented keepsake

Available in 2 sizes:

Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm h x H 8cm

Large:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dimensions: 8.5cm w x 8.5cm h

Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long

Scent: vanilla or white linen (stock dependent)

WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.

Estimated Delivery Times
+++++++++++++++++++++++

UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days

Faster services are available at checkout

Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.

(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.

Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process
Brand: Lizzielane Personalised Candles
Part #: MumsLastNerve

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