Product Description
Funny Candles, Housewarming Gift, New Home Gift, Gift for Friends, Mortgage Wanker Candle, Joke Candles, First Home Gift, Rude Candle
Mortgage Wanker – The Funniest Housewarming Candle You’ll Ever Gift!
Ah, the joys of adulting—mortgages, bills, and…new keys! Celebrate that fresh “mortgage slave” status with the “Smells Like a Mortgage Wanker” Scented Candle, the ultimate Funny housewarming gift for new homeowners. Whether your friend just got the keys to their first New Home, or you’re celebrating someone trading up for more closet space (priorities!), these Joke Candles brings laughs, cozy vibes, and a cheeky nod to those never-ending payments. Perfect Funny Candles for housewarmings, moving celebrations, or just to say, “Welcome to the debt club!”
Let’s be honest—the label alone will get people talking. Perfect gift for friends who needs a laugh, this rude candle turns the stress of homeownership into a badge of honour. Because if you’re going to be paying a mortgage until you’re 90, you may as well laugh about it!
Our cheeky First Home Gift Candle is handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
Please note: Please choose from drop down box for
Smells Like a Mortgage Wanker, Label only,
Smells Like a Mortgage Wanker Candle, candle with label
Smells Like a Mortgage Wanker, Candle with label and gift box.
Available in 2 sizes:
Medium:
Burn time up to 20 hours.
Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cm
Large:
Burn time up to 40 hours
Dinemsions: 8.5cm H x 8.5cm W
Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long
Scent: vanilla / white linen depending on stock
WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.
Estimated Delivery Times
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UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days
Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.
(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.
Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.
Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process


















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