Product Description
Welcome to the Today is All About You, Just Like Every Other F***ing Day Candle, where we celebrate your special day by acknowledging what you already know – it’s all about you, as usual. Crafted with care and infused with a scent as intoxicating as your charm, this candle is the perfect way to embrace your inner diva – and poke a little fun at your penchant for stealing the spotlight.
Let’s be real – every day is a celebration when you’re around. Whether you’re regaling us with tales of your latest triumphs or gracing us with your unparalleled wit and wisdom, it’s clear that the world revolves around you – and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
So go ahead, light this candle and let its warm glow serve as a tribute to your unyielding fabulousness.
Here’s to you, my fabulous friend – may your birthday be as fabulous as you are, and may the world continue to revolve around you, as usual.
Our Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create.
Joke Candles are available in 1 size:
Medium:
Burn time approx. 20 hours.
Height 8 cm
Width 7 cm
Scent: vanilla
WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish.
Estimated Delivery Times
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UK: 2-4 Working days
Europe: Typically 3 – 5 Working days
Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days
Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time.
(PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME)
example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days.
Please also be aware that your country’s Customs’ officials may delay the delivery of your order.
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