Generated by Rank Math SEO, this is an llms.txt file designed to help LLMs better understand and index this website. # Lizzielane Personalised Gifts: Beautiful Hand Made Gifts ## Sitemaps [XML Sitemap](https://www.lizzielane.com/sitemap_index.xml): Includes all crawlable and indexable pages. ## Posts - [The Effortless Bridal Party Accessory: Personalised Bridesmaid Clutch Bag](https://www.lizzielane.com/personalised-bridesmaid-clutch-bags/): Welcome to our enchanting collection of Personalised Bridesmaid Clutch Bag at Lizzielane.com – the perfect way to add a touch of elegance and personality to your bridal party. - [Funny Candles: The Ultimate Unique and Hilarious Gift](https://www.lizzielane.com/funny-candles-the-ultimate-unique-and-hilarious-gift/): Funny Candles - Blowjob Candle - [Personalised Thank You Gifts for Teachers – Teacher Thank You Gift Ideas](https://www.lizzielane.com/teacher-thank-you-gift-ideas/): These teacher thank you gifts are perfect for any occasion, whether it's a teacher's birthday, Teacher Appreciation Week, or the end of the school year. - [Save up to 33% on Danon Jewellery](https://www.lizzielane.com/save-up-to-33-on-danon-jewellery/): Danon Sale - Up to 33% Off All Danon Jewellery - [20% Off All Estella Bartlett Jewellery & Accessories + Free UK Delivery!](https://www.lizzielane.com/20-off-all-estella-bartlett-jewellery-accessories-free-uk-delivery/): Estella Bartlett - [Free Joma Jewellery Bangle – Whilst Stocks Last!](https://www.lizzielane.com/free-joma-jewellery-bangle-whilst-stocks-last/): Free Joma Jewellery Bangle - [Save 20% Off all Estella Bartlett and Danon Jewellery and 10% off Everything Else!](https://www.lizzielane.com/save-20-off-all-estella-bartlett-and-danon-jewellery-and-10-off-everything-else/): 20% off Danon & Estella Bartlett & 10% Off Everything Else! - [New Life Charms Jewellery + Save 10% At Lizzielane](https://www.lizzielane.com/new-life-charms-jewellery-save-10-at-lizzielane/): Life Charms Jewellery - [Hip Hip Hooray for Payday – Take up to £10 Off Every Order…](https://www.lizzielane.com/hip-hip-hooray-for-payday-take-up-to-10-off-every-order/): Save up to £10 This Payday Weekend - [15% Off Everything – In time for Valentine’s Day – This Weekend Only…??](https://www.lizzielane.com/15-off-everything-in-time-for-valentines-day-this-weekend-only-%f0%9f%98%98%f0%9f%92%98/): 15% Off Everything This Weekend - [Find the Perfect Gift this Christmas at Lizzielane](https://www.lizzielane.com/find-the-perfect-gift-this-christmas-at-lizzielane/): Christmas Gift Ideas - [20% Off Everything PLUS Free Shipping – Black Friday & Cyber Monday 2018](https://www.lizzielane.com/black-friday-cyber-monday-deal/): Shop our stunning collections of jewellery, gifts and accessories this Black Friday & Cyber Monday weekend and we'll give you 20% discount off everything*, plus we'll ship your order for Free when you select Free UK Delivery... - [Shop and Save at Lizzielane](https://www.lizzielane.com/shop-and-save-at-lizzielane/): Shop and Save with Lizzielane - Save up to £10 off ever order... Plus Free UK Delivery... - [?? Halloween Treat – Take 20% Off Everything! ??](https://www.lizzielane.com/halloween-treat-take-20-off/): 20% Off Everything Ends Midnight Halloween - [Save 20% on All Tutti & Co Jewellery and Accessories + Free UK Delivery!](https://www.lizzielane.com/save-20-on-all-tutti-co-jewellery-and-accessories-free-uk-delivery/): Tutti & Co Jewellery and Accessories - [Katie Loxton AW18 Collection](https://www.lizzielane.com/katie-loxton-aw18-collection/): We're so excited to introduce our brand new Katie Loxton Autumn/Winter ‘18 collection. This season their creations are filled with a little luxury and extra special sparkle, designed to see you through the festive season in style. - [Save 20% Off All Danon, Joma Jewellery and Katie Loxton…](https://www.lizzielane.com/save-20-off-danon-joma-jewellery-katie-loxton/): Save 20% on all Danon, Joma Jewellery and Katie Loxton - [This Weekend: Treat Yourself with 20% Off Everything…](https://www.lizzielane.com/weekend-treat-20-off-everything/): 20% Off Everything this Bank Holiday Weekend - [Joma Jewellery Spring Summer 2018 Collection](https://www.lizzielane.com/joma-jewellery-spring-summer-2018-collection/): Here at Lizzielane we’re so excited to introduce our brand new Joma Jewellery Spring Summer Collection.. - [20% Off All Katie Loxton – Discount Code](https://www.lizzielane.com/20-off-all-katie-loxton-sale/): Shop our Katie Loxton Sale and save 20% on all Katie Loxton gifts and fashion accessories...Our fabulous collection features clutch bags, perfect pouches, handbags, sentiment scarves, key rings, purses, makeup bags and jewellery cases in soft seasonal hues as well as scented candles and travel accessories, all of which arrive to you beautifully wrapped and packaged in official Katie Loxton gift bags... - [Free Express Delivery – Just In Time For Valentine’s Day](https://www.lizzielane.com/free-express-delivery-valentines-day/): Free Upgrade to Express Delivery when you shop any of our beautiful collections of jewellery and gifts before 1pm Monday 12th Feb... - [Shop the NEW Joma Jewellery SS18 Collection & Save 10% – This Weekend Only!](https://www.lizzielane.com/shop-new-joma-jewellery-ss18-collection-save-10-weekend/): Shop the New Joma Jewellery SS18 Collection and Save 10% - This Weekend Only! - [Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas](https://www.lizzielane.com/valentines-day-gift-ideas-2018/): Shop our Valentine's Day Gift Ideas - [Free Fast Express Delivery this Weekend – EXTENDED!](https://www.lizzielane.com/free-express-delivery-weekend/): Free Express Delivery this weekend only! - [It’s Back – Free Joma Jewellery Bracelet – This Weekend Only!](https://www.lizzielane.com/free-joma-jewellery-bracelet/): Back in time for Christmas, we are pleased to re-launch our Free Joma Jewellery Star Struck Bracelet Promotion! - [Black Friday / Cyber Monday Deals End Midnight – Save on All Jewellery & Gifts + Free UK Delivery…](https://www.lizzielane.com/black-friday-2017-plus-free-uk-delivery/): Our exclusive Black Friday / Cyber Monday deals end midnight tonight! - [Shop the NEW Tutti & Co Collection at Lizzielane](https://www.lizzielane.com/shop-new-tutti-co-collection-lizzielane/): Shop the NEW Tutti & Co Collection at Lizzielane - [Christmas Gift Shop Now Open!](https://www.lizzielane.com/christmas-gift-shop-now-open/): Our magical Christmas Gift Shop is now open and bursting with the most gorgeous jewellery, gifts & accessories... - [Sparkle and Shine with Katie Loxton Autumn Winter 2017 Collection](https://www.lizzielane.com/katie-loxton-autumn-winter-2017-collection/): We're so excited to introduce the brand new Autumn Winter ‘17 collection from Katie Loxton, which is filled to the brim with gorgeous gifts, little luxuries and festive sparkle. - [Save 20% on All Sence Copenhagen Jewellery](https://www.lizzielane.com/save-20-sence-copenhagen-jewellery/): Use code SENCE20 when you checkout and you can save 20% off our entire Sence Copenhagen Collection... - [New Arrivals From Hultquist](https://www.lizzielane.com/new-arrivals-hultquist/): Be the First to shop the Exciting New Arrivals from Hultquist Copenhagen... - [Flash Sale – Save 20% on All Hot Tomato Jewellery & Accessories… ](https://www.lizzielane.com/flash-sale-save-20-hot-tomato-jewellery-accessories/): Save 20% On All Hot Tomato Jewellery and Accessories this weekend when you shop at Lizzielane - Simply use discount code HOT20 where prompted on the shopping cart or checkout page. - [Sence Copenhagen Jewellery – Shop the NEW AW17 Collection…](https://www.lizzielane.com/sence-copenhagen-jewellery-new-aw17-collection/): Welcome to the exciting Autumn Winter 17 collection from exclusive Danish Jewellery Designer Sence Copenhagen... - [Free Express Delivery!](https://www.lizzielane.com/free-express-delivery/): Free Express Delivery - [3 for 2 On All Hot Tomato Jewellery and Gifts](https://www.lizzielane.com/3-for-2-all-hot-tomato-jewellery-gifts/): Simply choose any 3 items and we'll give you the cheapest one for Free! - [Introducing the NEW Danon Jewellery Honey Bee Collection PLUS Save 20% on all Danon This Weekend Only!](https://www.lizzielane.com/introducing-new-danon-jewellery-honey-bee-collection-plus-save-20-danon-weekend/): Danon Jewellery Honey Bee Collection - [Hurry – Final Reductions in our Fabulous Sale + Free Delivery…](https://www.lizzielane.com/hurry-final-reductions-fabulous-sale-free-delivery/): Final Reductions in Fabulous Sale - [Katie Loxton Perfect Pouches](https://www.lizzielane.com/katie-loxton-perfect-pouch/): Make a statement this season with a Katie Loxton Perfect Pouch! - [Free Bracelet When you Shop with Lizzielane](https://www.lizzielane.com/free-bracelet-shop-lizzielane/): Free Bracelet - [Treat Yourself to 10% Off Everything this Bank Holiday Weekend…](https://www.lizzielane.com/treat-yourself/): For Spring Bank Holiday weekend we're giving you 10% off everything - site wide! - [Top 10 Wrap Bracelets for Summer Style](https://www.lizzielane.com/top-10-wrap-bracelets-summer-style/): Stay On-Trend this Season with Fabulous Wrap Bracelets - [Shop the New Arrivals from Katie Loxton](https://www.lizzielane.com/shop-new-arrivals-katie-loxton/): We are excited to announce that our BRAND NEW Katie Loxton Collection has arrived at Lizzielane! - [Save 15% On All Sence Copenhagen Jewellery & Accessories](https://www.lizzielane.com/save-15-sence-copenhagen-jewellery-accessories/): Save 15% On All Sence Copenhagen Jewellery With Free UK Delivery - This Weekend Only! - [New Season Joma Jewellery](https://www.lizzielane.com/new-season-joma-jewellery/): This summer Joma Jewellery have fallen in love with all things pretty and we're so excited about the brand-new additions to their ever-popular collections, some of which feature rose gold pieces as well as delicate stars and daisies... - [Shop & Save with 15% Off Everything](https://www.lizzielane.com/shop-save-15-off-everthing/): Shop & Save with 15% Off Everthing - [Save 10% Off All Jewellery & Accessories This Easter Weekend](https://www.lizzielane.com/save-10-off-jewellery-accessories-easter-weekend/): Save 10& Off Everything this Easter Weekend - [Shop Now & Save 15% on All Danon Jewellery – Ends 1pm Friday 7th…](https://www.lizzielane.com/shop-now-save-15-danon-jewellery/): Use Code DANON15 at checkout and Save 15% On All Danon Jewellery - [? New Season Hot Tomato Collection PLUS More Hultquist Lines Added!](https://www.lizzielane.com/new-season-hot-tomato-collection-plus-hultquist-lines-added/): New SS17 Hot Tomato Jewellery Collection - [Free Express Delivery Upgrade – There’s Still time to get Mum’s Gift…](https://www.lizzielane.com/free-express-delivery-upgrade-theres-still-time-get-mums-gift/): Free Express Delivery - This Weekend Only... - [10% Off for your Marvellous Mum…Ends Midnight Tonight!](https://www.lizzielane.com/10-off-marvellous-mum/): Mother's Day Gift Ideas ## Pages - [Sitemap](https://www.lizzielane.com/sitemap/): View our sitemap below.  Here you will find links to our most popular pages. - [Discount Codes Terms & Conditions](https://www.lizzielane.com/discount-codes-terms-conditions/): From time to time, we issue Discount Codes (also known as Coupon or Voucher Codes) which can be redeemed against purchases made on Lizzielane.com. The following terms and conditions govern their use: - [Cookie Policy](https://www.lizzielane.com/cookie-policy/): For the avoidance of doubt, Lizzielane.com and its website may be referred to as “us”, “we”, "this site", or “our” in this notice. - [Christmas 2018 Delivery Dates and Opening Hours](https://www.lizzielane.com/christmas-delivery-dates-and-opening/): Christmas is getting closer and to help make sure you get your gifts delivered in time, we've put together the following tables to help you easily identify our final order dates and delivery schedule in-time for Christmas delivery*.  Orders placed after the dates listed below will be delivered after Christmas. - [Free Gift Terms and Conditions](https://www.lizzielane.com/free-gift-terms-and-conditions/): From time to time, we offer "Free Gift" promotions when you purchase qualifying items or place a qualifying order. These are the terms and conditions that govern those offers: - [Gift Cards](https://www.lizzielane.com/gift-cards/): There are no gift vouchers yet. - [Facebook Competition Terms & Conditions](https://www.lizzielane.com/facebook-competition-terms-conditions/): These terms apply to any competitions or prize draws hosted on our Lizzielane Facebook page. By participating, you acknowledge that you understand and agree to the following: - [Terms & Conditions](https://www.lizzielane.com/terms-conditions/): Customers or visitors to this website are referred to as “you.” Lizzielane.com is referred to as “us,” “our” or “we.” - [Privacy Policy](https://www.lizzielane.com/privacy-policy/): Lizzielane is an online retailer of personalised gifts and jewellery based in the UK at Unit 6 Wellington Mills, Quebec Street, Elland HX5 9AS. For legal purposes, Lizzielane is the “Data Controller” and may be referred to as “us”, “we”, or “our” in this notice. - [Returns](https://www.lizzielane.com/returns/): Here at Lizzielane.com we make every effort to ensure your complete satisfaction. We describe our products as accurately as possible and each order is individually quality-checked and packed securely for shipping. - [Payment](https://www.lizzielane.com/payment/): We use PayPal to process your payments transactions. Which ever method you choose to pay for your order you can be sure your card details are kept secure and encrypted at all times. - [Jewellery Sizing](https://www.lizzielane.com/jewellery-sizing/): This illustration should give you a sense of how different necklace chain lengths will fit on most women... - [Jewellery Care](https://www.lizzielane.com/jewellery-care/): Jewellery Care - [Delivery Details](https://www.lizzielane.com/delivery-details/): We offer a variety of delivery services depending on where you live. For UK deliveries, we offer a choice of three delivery services; Standard Delivery, Express Delivery and Next Working Day Delivery.For European or International deliveries, please see the table below for delivery options and time-scales. - [Home](https://www.lizzielane.com/): "Fantastic shopping experience. A beautiful Katie Loxton bag I’ve struggled to get hold of.  Nicola proved what customer service really should be in helping me adjust my order delivery to get it to me for a birthday! It was very kind of you to ring me. I will be recommending this site to others and most definitely using again myself! Thank you. A kind gesture goes a long way these days!" - [My Account](https://www.lizzielane.com/my-account/): Login Username or email address *Required Password *Required Remember me Log in - [About Lizzielane](https://www.lizzielane.com/about/): Lizzielane Personalised Gifts, founded in 2010 by Nicola, began as a curated collection of handpicked jewellery and has since evolved into a haven for personalised gifts. - [Want to Contact Us?](https://www.lizzielane.com/contact/): We love hearing from our customers, so if you need to get in touch with us, have any questions regarding our items or service, or perhaps you'd like us to help with choosing a piece of jewellery or a gift, there are a few ways you can contact us... - [Our Reviews](https://www.lizzielane.com/reviews/): We work hard to give our customers a level of service they just don't get anywhere else, which is why it's always nice when they get back in touch... - [Blog](https://www.lizzielane.com/blog/) ## Products - [Forty & Fabulous Candle Birthday Gift – Scented Candle](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/sweary-forty-fabulous-birthday-candle/): Our funny 40th birthday candle is the perfect cheeky milestone gift. This sweary scented candle makes a brilliant 40th birthday gift for friends, partners or coworkers who are proudly Forty & Fabulous.     - [Personalised Last Nerve Candle <br /> Funny Custom Name Gift for Mum or Friend](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/personalised-last-nerve-candle/): Our personalised last nerve candle with name is a funny custom candle gift for mums, friends and coworkers. Add their name to create a hilarious personalised candle perfect for birthdays, secret Santa or cheeky gifts. - [Last Nerve Personalised Candle – Funny Sarcastic Gift for Friend](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/last-nerve-personalised-candle-scented/): Our Last Nerve personalised candle is a funny sarcastic gift for friends or family. Add their name to this cheeky joke candle made with eco soy wax and essential oils. - [Hit the Jackpot Candle – Funny Personalised Engagement Gift](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/hit-the-jackpot-candle-personalised/): Our Hit the Jackpot candle is a funny personalised engagement gift. A playful scented candle perfect for celebrating newly engaged couples and engagement parties. - [Smells Like You’re a Bridesmaid Candle – Funny Bridesmaid Proposal Gift](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/smells-like-youre-a-bridesmaid-candle/): Our Smells Like You're a Bridesmaid candle is a funny bridesmaid proposal gift. Perfect for proposal boxes, hen parties and bride tribe gifts. Handmade scented candle with optional gift box. - [Smells Like You’re Engaged Candle <br /> Funny Engagement Gift for Couples](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/smells-like-youre-engaged-candle/): Funny, Smells Like You're Engaged Scented Candle, Engaged Couple Gift, Engagement Gift For Her/Him, You're Engaged Gift The Perfect Engagement Gift – Ideal for engaged couples, newly engaged besties, or even yourself. - [Honestly You Still Look 29 Candle – Funny 30th Birthday Gift](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/honestly-you-still-look-29-candle/): Our Honestly You Still Look 29 candle is a funny 30th birthday candle gift for friends, partners or family. A cheeky milestone birthday gag gift with up to 40 hour burn time. - [Lucky Son of a B*tch Candle – Funny Personalised Engagement Gift](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/lucky-son-of-a-btch-candle/): Our Lucky Son of a B*tch candle is a funny personalised engagement candle gift for couples or newly engaged friends. A cheeky novelty candle with up to 40 hour burn time. - [Best B*tches Are Born in May Candle – Funny Birthday Gift for Best Friend](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/best-btches-are-born-in-may-candle/): Our Best B*tches Are Born in May candle is a funny May birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. A cheeky novelty birthday candle with up to 40 hour burn time. - [Best B*tches Are Born in April Candle – Funny April Birthday Gift](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/best-btches-are-born-in-april-candle/): Our Best B*tches Are Born in April candle is a funny April birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. A cheeky novelty birthday candle with up to 40 hour burn time. - [Best B*tches Are Born in July Candle – Funny July Birthday Gift](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/best-btches-are-born-in-july-candle/): Our Best B*tches Are Born in July candle is a funny July birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. A cheeky novelty birthday candle with up to 40 hour burn time. - [Best B*tches Are Born in June Candle – Funny June Birthday Gift](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/best-btches-are-born-in-june-candle/): Our Best B*tches Are Born in June candle is a funny June birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. A cheeky novelty birthday candle with up to 40 hour burn time. - [Best B*tches Are Born in November Candle – Funny November Birthday Gift](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/best-btches-are-born-in-november-candle/): Our Best B*tches Are Born in November candle is a funny November birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. A cheeky novelty birthday candle with up to 40 hour burn time. - [Best B*tches Are Born in September Candle – Funny September Birthday Gift](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/best-btches-are-born-in-september-candle/): Our Best B*tches Are Born in September candle is a funny September birthday candle designed for best friends, sisters and coworkers. This cheeky novelty birthday gift adds humour and warmth to their celebration, with a relaxing vanilla scent and up to 40 hours of burn time. - [Best B*tches Are Born in August Candle – Funny August Birthday Gift](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/best-btches-are-born-in-august-candle/): Our Best B*tches Are Born in August candle is a funny August birthday candle gift designed for best friends, sisters or coworkers. This cheeky novelty birthday candle brings humour and personality to their special day while filling the room with a relaxing vanilla scent and up to 40 hours burn time. - [Best B*tches Are Born in October Candle – Funny October Birthday Gift](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/best-btches-are-born-in-october-candle/): Our Best B*tches Are Born in October candle is a funny October birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. This cheeky novelty birthday candle adds humour, personality and a relaxing vanilla scent to their celebration, with up to 40 hours of cosy candlelight. - [Light Me When The Dog Farts Candle – Funny Gift for Dog Mum or Dog Dad](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/light-me-when-the-dog-farts-candle/): Our Light Me When The Dog Farts candle is a hilarious funny dog lover gift for dog mums, dog dads and pet parents. This cheeky novelty candle celebrates life with dogs while filling the room with a relaxing vanilla scent and up to 40 hours burn time. - [Best B*tches Are Born in February Candle – Funny February Birthday Gift](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/best-btches-are-born-in-february-candle/): Our Best B*tches Are Born in February candle is a funny February birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. This cheeky novelty birthday candle adds humour, personality and a warm vanilla scent to their celebration, with up to 40 hours of cosy candlelight. - [Best B*tches Are Born in January Candle – Funny January Birthday Gift](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/best-btches-are-born-in-january-candle/): Our Best B*tches Are Born in January candle is a funny January birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. This cheeky novelty birthday candle adds humour, personality and a warm vanilla scent to their celebration, with up to 40 hours of cosy candlelight. - [Best B*tches Are Born in December Candle – Funny December Birthday Giftbirthday](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/best-btches-are-born-in-december-candle/): Our Best B*tches Are Born in December candle is a funny December birthday candle gift for best friends, sisters or coworkers. This cheeky novelty birthday candle adds humour, personality and a cosy vanilla scent, with up to 40 hours of relaxing candlelight. - [Your Twenties Have Expired Candle – Funny 30th Birthday Gift for Women](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/your-twenties-have-expired-candle/): Celebrate turning 30 with our Your Twenties Have Expired candle, a funny 30th birthday candle gift for women. Perfect for friends, sisters or coworkers, this cheeky novelty candle brings humour, personality and a warm vanilla scent to their milestone birthday. - [Funny Birthday Candle For Men, Funny Birthday Present For Dad Stepdad Grandad Brother Uncle Husband, Rude 40th 50th 60th Birthday Gift Idea](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/funny-birthday-candle-for-men-funny-birthday-present-for-dad-stepdad-grandad-brother-uncle-husband-rude-40th-50th-60th-birthday-gift-idea/): Funny Birthday Candle For Men, Funny Birthday Present For Dad Stepdad Grandad Brother Uncle Husband, Rude 40th 50th 60th Birthday Gift Idea Our 'Smells Like You're a Miserable Old Bastard' Candle is Handmade Made To Order and take 1-3 days to create. Searching for a gift that’s as unforgettable as he is? Whether it’s for Dad, Stepdad, Grandad, Brother, Uncle, Husband or Friends, this Funny Birthday Candle is the ultimate way to spark laughter and show you care – with just the right dash of cheeky humour! Our Funny Birthday Candle For Men candle from Lizzielaneboutique Joke Candle Collection is the ultimate funny birthday candle for him. This Offensive Scented Candle is the perfect rude 40th 50th 60th Birthday Gift Idea for grumpy men everywhere. Our Funny Candles arrive beautifully presented in a branded gift box ( IF SELECTED) making them a hilarious Birthday Gift. Please note: Please choose from drop down box for Smells Like You're a Miserable Old Bastard label only, Smells Like You're a Miserable Old Bastard candle or Smells Like You're a Miserable Old Bastard candle with gift box. Available in 2 sizes: Medium: Burn time up to 20 hours. Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cm Large: Burn time up to 40 hours Dimensions: 8.5cm w x 8.5cm h Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long Scent: vanilla or white linen (stock dependent WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches and other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish. Estimated Delivery Times +++++++++++++++++++++++ UK: 2-4 Working days Europe: Typically 3 - 5 Working days Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time. (PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME) example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days. Please also be aware that your country's Customs' officials may delay the delivery of your order. Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process - [Funny Retirement Gift, Smells Like It’s Not My Problem Scented Candle, for Him Her Teacher Retirement, Joke Candle, For Friend Co-Worker](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/funny-retirement-gift-smells-like-its-not-my-problem-scented-candle-for-him-her-teacher-retirement-joke-candle-for-friend-co-worker/): Funny Retirement Gift, Smells Like It's Not My Problem Scented Candle, for Him Her Teacher Retirement, Joke Candle, For Friend Co-Worker Happy Retirement! Retirement: that magical time when alarms become optional, emails go unanswered, and the only meetings are with your favourite chair and a good book. Celebrate this momentous occasion with our "Smells Like It's Not Your Problem Anymore" Scented Candle—the perfect combination of humour, warmth, and a cheeky reminder that they’ve finally earned the right to say, "not my problem!" 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Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process - [New Beginnings Scented Candle for New Job Gift, New Home Gift, Divorce Gift, Breakup Present, Gift for Friends, Retirement, Housewarming](https://www.lizzielane.com/product/new-beginnings-scented-candle-for-new-job-gift-new-home-gift-divorce-gift-breakup-present-gift-for-friends-retirement-housewarming/): New Beginnings Scented Candle for New Job Gift, New Home Gift, Divorce Gift, Breakup Present, Gift for Friends, Retirement, Housewarming "Smells Like New Beginnings" Scented Candle – Because Every Ending Deserves a Fresh (and Fabulous) Start! Life is full of fresh starts—new jobs, new homes, breakups, retirements, or finally getting rid of that ex who “forgot” how to text back. Whatever the occasion, our "New Beginnings" scented candle is here to celebrate the next chapter with warmth, love, and a calming glow. 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Each candle is hand-poured in small batches to ensure the best quality and is presented in a reusable amber glass jar, adding a touch of elegance to any room. Plus, they are vegan-friendly, making them a thoughtful gift for anyone. Personalised Candles Scents: +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Clary Sage and Peppermint Peppermint and Clove Lavender and Fennel Rosemary Yang Yang & Patchouli Lavender and Geranium 🕯️ Soy Wax Aromatherapy Candle (200g / 7oz) 🕯️ Up to 40 hours burn time 🕯️ Pure Essential Oils 🕯️ Hand poured 🕯️ Vegan Friendly 🕯️ Includes Free Gift Box How to Personalise: =================== > Select the Scent > In the personalisation are provide the name > Three short definitions. We recommend 4 words or less. > Please ensure you check all spellings before you place your order. > Check out Production Times: ================== > All of our items take up to 3 working days to create. > Once the item is shipped, you'll receive an email from Etsy. 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